I'm not like the other shrimp
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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titsay
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@mefgan
I'm not like the other shrimp
whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls
I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.
women need to get more annoying & meaner & evil. it's good for our society
my ‘unreliable narrator’ tshirt has people asking a lot of questions i can’t be trusted to answer correctly
I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself
did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes
Happy International Women’s Day
getting really into women's thighs lately
but not between them...