But it is the nature of stars to cross.

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

what did he discover

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[mtfautoandrophile]

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

[mtfautoandrophile]

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

[bevsi]

i try to tell you i love you

but it comes out all sick

i guess that’s just me, honey

i guess that’s how i’m built

i try to write you a love song

but it comes out a lament

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[galakticbabe]

Millenials are a bunch of bdsm loving whores

[whotfismooseagain]

[chandrilas-deactivated20180714]

John Boyega photographed by Patrik Giardino for Men’s Health UK

[cloverture]

honestly I know enough has been said about those posts that end with the entire bus applauding someone, but like it’s just SO unbelievable?? in my experience if anything of note at all happens on public transport we all just kind of quietly look around at each other with this expression

[labucheronne-deactivated2019112]

And they were roommates

[asteroidarsonist]

we all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling

[plantcab]

explain

[asteroidarsonist]

stressed, broke, gay

[tinyleaves]

Republicans: NO BIRTH CONTROL!

People: *get pregnant as a consequence of no birth control*

Republicans: NO ABORTIONS!

People: *have unwanted children whom they cannot support and end up in deeper poverty with a child to feed*

Republicans: NO FOOD STAMPS OR WELFARE!

[constant-instigator]

I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls. There’s a hell of a lot of toxic bullshit in there.

But when I was a tiny princess, my dad used to be my royal advisor. He would come to me, and over tea we would discuss the problems of the kingdom. He would tell me that new people wanted to move to the kingdom, and ask me what we should do. Or he would tell me that the teddybears and the dolls were fighting over the enchanted forest, and ask me what to do. Basically, he took the trappings of the princess culture, and used it as a tool to teach me about leadership, civic responsibility, and compassion. 

So if you have a little princess around, consider helping her figure out how to run her kingdom. There’s no sense in telling a kid they can’t be a leader, or that they can’t wear sparkles while they do it. 

[dealanexmachina]

Parenting: You’re doing it right.

[blackness-by-your-side]

Iconic

[failbag]

someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event

[orbsdotorg]

Russian psyop agent: -sits on secluded park bench-

Handler: -sits down, not making eye contact- I like your shoelaces.

Russian psyop agent: -staring straight ahead- Thanks, I stole them from the president.

Handler: -nods once, slides over manila envelope labeled “dank socialist memes-

[queenaneesrevenge]

You realize the russians are just authoritarian capitalists now right? All they have ever cared about is power and empire, I’m considering writing a book about how russia was the worst possible place to try out communism and how the middle east would havr been much more fertile ground for a real communist society, not a fascist state masquerading as people’s liberation

what are your thoughts on ‘skinny shaming’?

[sonderdog]

As someone who has been “thin-shamed” I can say it does Not at all go hand in hand with fat shaming. People “thin-shaming” me was mostly verbal harassment- you’re too skinny, you look like a boy, eat a fucking cheeseburger, what’s wrong with you why don’t you like food?

But guess what, I don’t have a problem finding clothes that fit me. There aren’t companies that refuse to make clothes for my size. There is no shortage of messages telling me that despite the harassment of some, I am still beautiful and ideal even if I’m unhealthy. Despite being thin-shamed, I still PANICKED when I started a medicine that made me gain weight, and I had to really analyze that, because no matter what my culture will still say that “fat is unideal” “fat is bad” and “honestly its fine to starve yourself / but shameful and bad to overeat.”

So “thin-shaming” is shitty because it’s shitty to be judged and have people make assumptions about you. But Fat-shaming is institutional, it’s not just individuals harassment and judgement, it’s potential jobs, it’s clothing companies, it’s media and advertisement, all telling you you’re bad as you are. Like what a way shittier thing.

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

This is the difference.