#Straight People™
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#Straight People™
MY FAVOURITE trope is the
“leave all your weapons” *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*
and then
“i said ALL of them”
*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*
And then *stern look*
*pulls out one more tiny pistol*
Star Wars cast member yearbook photos (see 11 more)
can someone please explain to me why daisy ridley looked like this in what would have been like 2010
Europe is 30 years late in fashion time
me: protect the bees!!!
bee: [comes near me]
me:
Two churches located across the street from each other.
blua:
never feel bad about being a bitch to a man who deserves it 💅
this feels a bit dramatic now considering it was about my brother eating my eggos but my point still stands
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?
Athena the Dalmatian!
harry, first year: oh my gosh, the forbidden forest sounds so dangerous! i'd better stay away from it.
harry, seventh year: so i'm having a barbecue in the forbidden forest, who wants in
Blake Shelton was named the sexiest man alive? My condolences, I didn’t realize so many men passed away last night.
*Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes*
“yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”
Hey gang it’s 2017 it’s ok to tell your friends you love them
this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game
Tbh I never understood why the term “thunder thighs” is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess
Just tell people: “Why yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.”
“He murmured the blessing while he was between them, in fact.”
#i am here for the unexpected overlap of body positivity and norse mythology and cunnilingus ( via @misshoneywheeler)
Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!