daydreaming for dummies

[deb-oceans]

#Straight People™

[ofshxeldarchive-deactivated2017]

MY FAVOURITE trope is the 

“leave all your weapons” *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*

[haberdashing]

and then

“i said ALL of them”

*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*

[brutusfeels]

And then *stern look*

*pulls out one more tiny pistol*

[wwinterweb]

Star Wars cast member yearbook photos (see 11 more)

[graceebooks]

can someone please explain to me why daisy ridley looked like this in what would have been like 2010

[meg-neg]

Europe is 30 years late in fashion time

[bodyglitter]

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

never feel bad about being a bitch to a man who deserves it 💅

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

this feels a bit dramatic now considering it was about my brother eating my eggos but my point still stands

[thornicating-deactivated2014060]

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

[thornicating-deactivated2014060]

[melonmemes]

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[byeeeeeeee11]

Athena the Dalmatian!

[meg-neg]

harry, first year: oh my gosh, the forbidden forest sounds so dangerous! i'd better stay away from it.

harry, seventh year: so i'm having a barbecue in the forbidden forest, who wants in

[kaceymusgrayes]

Blake Shelton was named the sexiest man alive? My condolences, I didn’t realize so many men passed away last night.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

*Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes*

“yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”

[derkeethass]

Hey gang it’s 2017 it’s ok to tell your friends you love them

[sizvideos]

[plasticroyal]

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

[yrbff]

Tbh I never understood why the term “thunder thighs” is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess

[celticshenanigans]

Just tell people: “Why yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.”

[booksomewench]

“He murmured the blessing while he was between them, in fact.”

[thefairfleming]

#i am here for the unexpected overlap of body positivity and norse mythology and cunnilingus  ( via @misshoneywheeler)

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!