life party me piñata

that awkward moment when you, when you're, when you see the, when I, and then you-

[stuckinapril]

(me, insane since the day i was born) sorry haha this has just been an off day for me

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[natalieironside]

"You got vampire lore wrong in your story because real vampires do this and that" Buddy I have terrible news about all of vampires. Heartbreaking news. Worst news you're gonna hear all day.

[amygdalae]

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

[amygdalae]

[rainbowgaez]

im sexy and i know it girl look a dead body girl look a dead body

[yellow-cat]

i hate when songs are like 2 minutes and 46 seconds long. bro where are you going i was just getting to know you

[theblackparadeisdead]

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[mtridactyla]

treat i can't afford save me

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[fairycosmos]

this time scrolling social media as a substitute for genuine human connection will work. i know it

[zzztlk]

Ok no longer depressed starting NOW!

[zzztlk]

Starting NOW!!

[zzztlk]

☹️

[thewebcomicsreview]

[waddei]

my son who i hate

[waddei]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[andromerot]

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

[junkfoodcinemas]

JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

[groake]

only 16 days left of hockey

[groake]

only 15 days left of hockey

[groake]

ONLY 14 days left of hockey