It's the dwampyverse and we all livin' in it

Megana or mega for short / I post about dwampyverse (Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's law and Hamster and Greater) / Naruto (SNS) / and things I find funny

[mega-perla]

Ok will make this post and pin it on my blog so everyone knows about it.

I will be probably posting Hamster and Gretel spoilers tagged as "#hng spoilers" starting today 12/08/22

[pnfoutofcontext]

[revivisection]

my hobbies include napping, sleeping, lying down, resting, closing my eyes, dozing, snoozing, slumbering, etc.

[huffylemon]

[brucebocchi]

RATING: NOT CUTE

nothing dangerous or unhealthy is happening here i’m just a hater

[mayakern]

im gonna be honest, i love the new tumblr icon. it feels very in line with what tumblr has been doing recently (completely ignoring what every other social media platform is doing and taking a hard left into “what the fuck is that” territory).

it has absolutely nothing to do with any of tumblr’s other branding or any current design trends (that i’ve seen) and that’s honestly perfect.

i feel like this guy is the spiritual successor to clippy and i love that and i think he needs a name.

(i also feel like this is the face everyone makes when they use the blaze feature to force their shitposts onto the feeds of 500 random, unsuspecting victims.)

[mayakern]

actually i lied he’s not perfect. there’s one change i would make.

[mega-perla]

[bob-belcher]

does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me

[gojinero]

And you can just feel *the look* the cashier is giving you while doing this

[notcuddles]

Good news: when the cashier SEEMS to be staring at you, it’s because there’s no where else for them to look without glancing away from their line and looking like they’re ignoring other customers.  If they make eye contact with another customer, that person will take it as a sign that it’s their turn, so the cashier is trapped and unable to glance in either direction. They don’t actually care that you’re there.

Source: I am a cashier and this happens all the time.

[scifinut]

Bless you for spelling this out. It eases my anxiety quite a bit to hear it from an actual person.

[fear-ze-queer]

[psychomachic-dreamer-deactivate]

this is the worst possible change what the fuck

[stepfordgoth]

[prismaticpastry]

I like it. Makes me feel mildly embarrassed to have an app that looks like that. Just a little ashamed of myself. Which is the appropriate attitude to have toward tumblr.

[mega-perla]

New Cuphead character dopped

[damn-not-here]

Coolest mf ever

Thanks to kaosdisabledsupport for pose reference

Description under cut

[Description: Two drawings of Shadow The Hedgehog from the sonic the hedgehog series. He is a black and red striped stylized anthropamorphic hedgehog with white and brown accents. In both images he is standing casually, leaning slightly with his weight on one of his crutches with his elbow propped on the other. He is standing with his legs crossed and is checking his nails/claws. He has a calm and neutral expression on his face with half lidded eyes. In the left image He is wearing a black T shirt that says "Colter Wall Imaginary Appalachia" on it with a coyote design, the text is cut off as he is tilted away. He is wearing half colored pants, with the right leg black and the left leg red and black plaid with black and red boots and checkered suspenders hanging at his sides. He is also wearing white fingerless gloves with his golden inhibitor rings on his wrists and has a set of gold spurs with leather and gold studded straps on his boots. There is a warm flat color salmon backdrop. In the right image he is wearing the same outfit but without colors or patterns. End ID]

[askfordoodles]

The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

[lindsay-blogs]

Stage 5: Mlem

[echosilverwolf]

[catasters]

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

How I sleep knowing there’s something wrong with me

[cosed]

you spent 4$ on a frog balloon?

im just trying to be happy

[brandneweyescd]

"best friends to lovers" best friends AND lovers

[its-naruto-universe]

PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU THINK THE WHOLE HINATA VS PAIN WAS A FUCKING JOKE

I’M LAUGHING SO BADLY

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

shimejis love to crawl up the sides of your screen and nothing else