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Dude in class: Youâd be pretty attractive if you just wore makeup today
Me:
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
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I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
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Does anyone else likeâŚ
Play a fanfiction in their head
and itâs really good and keeps you occupied
but when you actually sit down to write it
just
EVERY FREAKING DAY!
me with every single one of my updates
Unpopular opinion: I'm not really excited for the V route. I think it'll be interesting and I don't hate V but I don't understand how everyone loves him so much. He had a shitty time but I don't see him as a great or terrible character. To me he's just there. Necessary for the plot but not much else.
i didnt even read the whole ask i strongly disagree
@mega-r-a-s-c-a-l-things replied to your post âNetflix Seriesâ
perhaps an Andromeda series? It canât get any worse and maybe theyâll improve the Andromeda universe and itâs characters? Including the twins and maybe including the most popular romances that fans chose in the game. So Iâm guessing Female Ryder x Jaal. Or theyâd even explore more of the less told romances like Reyes? Maybe make one of the ryders LGBT? Thereâs so much a TV show could do with Andromeda and honestly I think the original trilogy is better leftun tamperedâŚ.
the main story of any RPG is best left untampered because different players make different choices and itâs extremely unfair to fans who make X choice instead of Y.
it could improve the overall backstory, the Nexus trip over dark space, the rebellion, the Krogan stories aboard the Nexus, the Angara culture and the invasion of the Khett. But main storyline? NahâŚ
Hmm. I think your right. Perhaps one set in Andromeda but with different characters perhaps? Or I'd love to personally see one set on omega?? Maybe references to Tue trilogy but it's not the story line? I see your point though
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Accurate realistic painting of the warden meeting this bitch for the first timeâŚ. Plus Alistair because I felt like it
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Cheritz used the profits from Mystic Messenger and donated to Save the Children, Korea Life Insurance, and Korea Sexual Violence Counseling Center.
Every calling card, hour glass, VIP package, pillow, etc weâve purchased is being used make a difference in someoneâs life. We could be helping save lives right now.
I donât know about everyone else, but I feel like we are all real members of the RFA. Iâm crying happy tears for how proud I am to support this small company and to be a part of such an amazing fandom.
@cheritzteam Thank you for a wonderful game, for the constant updates, for future new content, and being just downright humble and amazing with your success.
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I think Bioware needs to make everyone in their games a romantic interest. LIKE EVERYONE, EVERY CHARACTER, like even make some of the chairs an option!? Because no matter what there's gonna be parts of the fandom worshipping those unromanceble characters and they're just screaming at everyone because they can't have their dream boyfriend/girlfriend dissing their elf girl's religion and then dumping her. THEN TURNING ON HER. THEN TURNING OUT TO BE AN ELVEN GOD. Or they can't see their boyfriend's/girlfriend's pompous arse as they stare out A window. Bioware... Just... Let you're fans bang everything yeah?
While at work, I realized something.
The moment after Hawkeâs mother dies, Fenris comes to them and says âI donât know what to say but Iâm here.â Because now Hawke is all alone in that big house (especially more alone if Carver or Bethany died).
Then later in Act III, after Danarius is dead (and maybe Fenrisâ sister), he says 'I am aloneâ and Hawke goes â Iâm hereâ.
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These chews are called rawhide chews, and please please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER GET YOUR DOGS THESE!! Theyâre so FUCKING bad and even dangerous for them! Here are reasons why:
1) They use all sorts of chemicals (like formaldehyde, arsenic, and bleach) to preserve them and make them look white and nice for your dog.
2) Not only do they use glue to keep the shape of the bone the way it is, but the thing basically IS glue. Itâs so preserved, that when a dog eats it, it keeps itâs goopiness and can harden in the dogâs stomach, causing blockages. Iâve heard dozens of stories of dogs having to go to the ER to get these surgically removed from their intestines.
3) When theyâre not chewed properly, the edges can be sharp and cause tearing in your dogâs stomach lining.
4) THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO KILL DOGS, CAUSE SEIZURES, ALL SORTS OF OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS, AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH.
There are natural alternatives, like tendons, bones, antlers, bully sticks/pizzle sticks, or vege chews. They ARE more expensive, but they are worth the money.
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⢠Use the hand you write with.
⢠Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If itâs tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.
⢠Donât be like in the moviesâdonât aim for the face. Face punches donât usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., youâre being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.
⢠When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if youâre on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.
Useful information, esp. if you havenât taken self defense.
I reblogged this once before to add this and Iâll do it againâŚ
keep your wrist straight.
You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend. Â I actually canât believe this isnât in there.
Other good pointers:
if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if heâs wearing loose pants. Thereâs no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP
punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - youâre punching your bones into their bones and ow). If youâre going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.
see that meaty portion highlighted in red? Thereâs a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though Iâve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but Iâve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards
other delicate areas:Â
the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if youâre being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, heâll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)
the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless youâre super strong, your punch probably wonât wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)
Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.
the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)
the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. Itâs all cartilage so it probably wonât hurt you all that much and most people will be like âDUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELLâ)
the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attackerâs back to face you, try to hitâem in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You canât really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)
if youâre held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isnât pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit
-Also, remember that a guyâs junk is not an off-button. Donât think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesnât drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.
-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attackerâs vision, itâs also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.
-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch.Â
-Yelling and shouting makes you scary.Â
Nothing much to add to this, itâs pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, itâs really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin. Also, that part about the ear - donât punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.
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Also if you fuck up their face itâll be easier for police to identify the attacker.
If someone gets you from behind and you cant punch them, go for the underside of the upper-arm. A bad pinch there is legit so painful because that skin is super sensitive. Also this cant be stressed enough, if the attacker is a guy then fucking rip his junk off.
When throwing a punch:
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IMAGINE: Draco gawking at you as you walk in a beautiful dress for your first official date after everything that happened at Hogwarts...
âPlease never take that off unless Iâm doing it,â He breathed in awe and admiration as his eyes stopped on you in mesmeric glee.
âWell I hope you take it off soon, Not only do I want to see what youâre planning Draco but I still despise dresses!â I said eagerly chuckling as I felt my heart curl into a tight ball and my cheeks rise in flush.