[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[yossyislandd]

when the characters you like get beat the fuck up

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[catchymemes]

[raisondetriment]

[anarchyduck]

i love this fic title game so much!!! how about:

Lovers Always Lose

Answers this months later I'm so sorry

Mollymauk and Caleb dancing around feelings for one another. There's a physical attraction, of course, and Molly's down for anything. Caleb doesn't know what to do with himself. They keep having these moments when they do get along, having a good time, then one of them (Caleb most likely) 'wakes up' and pulls away again. It confuses and frustrates Molly every time because, weren't they having a good time? Well guess the good time is over, Caleb's not that into it after all. Fine, whatever. Still going to treat him nice and figure out where the boundaries are even though that line keeps moving around it seems.

They're playing chicken with feelings and by the time they get close to confronting these feelings head on, Jester, Fjord, and Yasha are taken. And then Molly dies.

[snowbairdd]

The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003) dir. Gore Verbinsky

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[tofublock]

which duck are you?

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[zmeess]

commission for @aceofbasedesires, who requested an illustration of one of the scenes in @augentrust's fic The Bone That Has No Marrow! it was a huge pleasure and an honor to get to work on this, since i had already read that story and loved it to bits 🥰 please give it a read if you haven't yet!

commission info/contacts commission tag headshot | half-body | full-body

[widogast-ta]

Essek, whose partner is in mortal danger, but his pride has been wounded: ok first of all he minors in dunamancy at best. Second I taught him that shit-

[tshortik]

I could have never imagined in my life that I would illustrate official Mighty Nein Art for Critical Role, what a huge honor...

LET'S GOOO ♥️🫶

[luna-azzurra]

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

[softmatzohtruther]

[red-bearon]

I do love how three archmages now have looked at the thing called The Archmage's Bane and gone "Surely nothing bad will happen if I go in here"