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goodboyaesthetic

This is the reason why you should hire an artist! 😍😍😍

wildcatmary-blog

the-blueberry-pirate

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding.

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

wrxx

How can you not reblog something like this

killerwithashotgun

Boom

silentlycrazy

As a man I’m real fucking tired of the idea that I have no impulse control. We all have it, some of you jackasses just think you’re above it.

silentlytypingyou

realmisandrists

If anyone is offended by generalizations of men, don’t blame feminists. Blame the gross men who pretend that all men are gross just to make themselves look less gross in comparison.

snorlax

HOLY HELL IM IN LOVE?????

Pokémon Special Music Video 「GOTCHA！

spelldealer

love it when i’m ordering food over the phone and i switch into my customer service voice, and the person taking my order is also using their customer service voice, and we just sound like two robots talking to eachother

i-shinori

ampervadasz

kingofwing

This is why I love Kingdom Hearts, because it’s just that scene from Tangled… But Goofy is there.

crystalleena-deactivated2022101

For a second there I actually thought someone just photoshopped him

naturalscienceforweirdos

This is true of every Disney property in KH

cute-animals-only

xxtc-96xx

Mew doesn’t care for cups. And Mewtwo will never be able to finish his tea at this rate

bulbasaur-propaganda

Growing up with your starters

Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter

chabbit

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

notsomerryerry

@noelle217

gale-gentlepenguin

This is adorable

arrghigiveup

They just posted some more!

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kradeiz

And some more!

eeveelution-appreciation

You forgot these!!!

cubonepropoganda

I’m disappointed that these were left out

aonik

unpretty

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.