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Cool World (1992) dir. Ralph Bakshi.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogging!! I’m going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
consider also
My ED when I finally start counting all the calories from my binge
Calculate your macros
Calculate your weight loss
Calculate your BMR
Calculate your BMI & caloric needs
Calculate how much exercise it will take to burn off what you ate
person: the best way to lose weight is through a balanced diet of 1200-1500 calor-
me:
You guys asked for it, so now here it is:
HOW I TURNED FROM THIS, TO THAT
(from november 2018 to april 2019)
First of all and most importantly:
I do not, under any circumstances promote eating disorders. I want to show people that the unhealthy tips they read on here are wrong and really dangerous. Here are some healthy tips that are working and don‘t make you die. If you‘re underweight please don‘t read this. This is not for you, it won‘t even work for you. Please seek help and text me if you need someone to talk.
Now let‘s start
📝 Set an average for your calorie intake. We‘ll take 1500 calories for this example. Now change your calorie intake between +250/-250 from your average. Your calorie intake would be between 1250 and 1750. That makes things way easier. To make your metabolism work faster, change your calorie intake up everyday. For example 1250-1700-1400-and so on.
📝 Drink about 3 litres a day. Never go over 4 litres. Your brain might tell you something like „But the more water I drink, the more weight I‘ll lose.“, and that‘s complete bullshit. You‘ll die because of water poisoning and that‘s it. Water is good for you but please never drink more than 4 litres. (There might be exceptions I don‘t know about, I‘m talking about healthy people)
📝 Now this tip is the secret tip you‘re craving for and it‘s completly healthy. Train your muscles for one hour straight. Don‘t over exercise. When your muscles are burning just right, go ahead and do some cardio. And here‘s where things get a turn. DO NOT do that cardio unit aS fAsT aS yOu CaN bEcAuSe It BuRnS mOrE cAloRiEs, because it doesn‘t. Don‘t let your heart rate go over 130bpm during that cardio unit. Your body will go straight to burning fat, because you just burned all the carbs by training your muscles.
📝 Do cheatmeals. They speed up your metabolism like crazy. I remember eating „clean“ for 4 weeks straight because I didn’t any better and after those four weeks I had pizza and some cake. I freaked out, because, as I said, I didn‘t know any better. The next morning I stepped on the scale and lost 6lbs overnight. I‘m not kidding.
📝 Don‘t expect to much of yourself. You‘re not a machine, you‘re a human being. The human body doesn‘t want to give away it‘s fat. Your body will always work against you BUT don‘t hate your body for doing that. It only wants the best for you because it loves you and so should you love your body.
So these are my tips. They‘re not many but they‘re effective and healthy. Please don‘t drink too much green tea, please don‘t starve yourself or bath in ice water. That stuff doesn‘t work. It‘ll only make you sick.
Stay safe. You can always text me if you want to. Our conversation doesn‘t have to be about weight loss, we can also talk about anything you like. I love you guys
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do you all want to know someting really,i mean REALLY funny!?I found an old diary of when I starter to check everyday my weight and food that I ate,I started in September at 136 pounds,now,I'm pratically at the SaMe FuKiNg WeIgHt.
Congratulation to me! Please, I want a clap for how spectacularly I failed
*Ana disapproves*:
Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck
ok listen up bitches, it's officially summer and I'm still a fatass,tell me I'm not alone.💀
this video haunts me on a daily basis