I Should Really Get A Job

She/Her | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Least gay ULTRAKILL fan

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

[voidambassador]

[dramakoala]

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[madokanameofficial]

I think there should be a big machine that you step into and it tells you all the problems you have and how to help with them. Support my dream.

[homurakemiofficial]

I think no mafhine should know my dark heart and dark soul and dark mind and dark miscellaneous illnesses and dark disabilities and dark disorders and my other dark problems. Because that's nobody's or machine's businessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I would like dollars andrespect and support though.

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I don't particularly care for TES 6 but it's wild to me that the gap between Skyrim and present day is now almost as long as the gap between Daggerfall and Skyrim.

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[dinraal-remade-deactivated20221]

*sees a landmine* eh what the heck *steps on it and explodes*

[bitchautism]

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

[niceinchnails]

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[corvidcrowned]

heehee… theyre on a date

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis