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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Keni
we're not kids anymore.
Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@megastarstrike
Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.
Mechanical pencil discourse:
These are the good ones
These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.
what about these
how about this?
Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck
👀 ?
Those classify as the first ones they are good
what about everyones favorite?
THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with
Hey OP
this is the worst addition, thanks
Things are getting fucking heated in the Mechanical Pencil fandom.
watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱
“can you do the intro for us….?”
“…please?”
imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol
it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans
this stream was so funny because if im remembering right hbomb was THE ONLY PERSON with the guts to murder a congresswoman
How could you leave this in the tags?
broken tornado siren
official anthem of 2020
I’ve heard this before, but I still take psychic damage every time I hear it
Not to double reblog, but this would be an interesting application to nuclear semiotics. If this sound could be preserved and serve as a proximity alarm for places that aren’t meant to be disturbed, how well would that work?
I mean I absolutely wouldn’t go near any weird structures just blaring this.
This is not a broken tornado sirin. This is a full on tornado warning sirin. The pattern is called an alternating wail. It has begun to be utilized for Two reaons. One, the normal key up sirin holds a note, and backs off slowly. If you are headphoned or doing loud work it can be hard to hear. Two, hollywood has desensitised us to the origanal sirin. It is offputting and loud, but does not create the sense of urgency needed durring an emergency.
the alternating wail was designed with a spin up and spin down, and half octive jumps timed diffrently then the patern of the primary wail. It is just off enough that it instantly makes you feel unease and danger.
Which is what its designed to warn about!
This song slaps
Power move of the century.
i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail
trial speedrun
Every once in a while I think “why do I have all these mental disorders, surely my childhood wasn’t that bad” and then I have an interaction with my mother and I understand.
At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo
Where else can i get sentences like this
the two images that caused the apocalypse
Just overheard two teenaged boys at the front door of their friend’s house. One was on the phone and gently said, “Oh, did you just wake up?” And the other one yelled “OPEN UP, FUCKNUGGET!” while slamming his hand on the door. I gotta say I love the friendship dynamic
I can’t believe I forgot to mention that the guy who lived there answered the door while wrapped up in his blanket, and it was way past noon at the time, which really sold the entire interaction as a whole
phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room
AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months,
phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view*
candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!!
Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.
So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.
Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!
Perry: *platypus noise*
Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.
Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.
at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung
I see this and I raise you Perry and Doof fighting six feet apart to adhere to proper social distancing rules. Perry has a mask over his bill.
Another thing I love in fiction is when dialogue immediately echoes the same phrasing used in the narration. It can be startling and funny.
Ex.:
As they made their way back to the car, Farad felt the prickle of eyes upon him. He looked around and spotted the culprits—perched on the roof of a van, a gaggle of dour-faced teenagers was watching them judgmentally.
“Don’t look now,” he whispered to his companion, “But a gaggle of dour-faced teenagers is watching us judgementally.”
This can be used as a great character establishing trick too, eg.
What the fuck, she thought, and then because she was never the sort of person to sit on her feelings, said aloud “What the fuck?”
It works great the other direction, too.
“Fuck yourself dead, you half-blazed, fully-degenerate asshole!”
The half-blazed, fully-degenerate asshole in question declined to do so, and instead threw herself bodily at the other woman with the full intention to claw her to shreds.
A representation of my thought process at all times
this is literally how teenagers talk irl
This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat
what the fuck is among us just play danganronpa like a normal person
no one who plays danganronpa is normal
