Megellen

Lucy the Pug lives. She's off the leash here. Proceed at your own risk!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[becausebirds]

LET THERE BE BONES!

[pleatedjeans]

via

[victortattoo]

[megellen-blog]

Chillin' at Pedro's South of the Border

[fullonliplock]

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

[youaremynirvana-deactivated2013]

same

[megellen-blog]

Me too

[kanyewesticle]

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

[bnnnie]

"I was as nervous as a white mouse in a tampon factory"

[i-am-lady-larkin]

[newrider]

[megellen-blog]

Hee heee

[megellen-blog]

Adventure Time Puppy recharging her batteries

[unclefather]

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

[megellen-blog]

Must. Use. This.

[madeonstuck-deactivated20140307]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[geek-in-a-box]

theme parks. just. theme parks.

[samielcastiel]

but u have to pay for theme parks

[victorysunshine-blog-blog]

that’s the adult part

[santhipoma]

son of a bitch

[tpt-moved]

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

I know where we’re going guys

[megellen-blog]

Making Trifle with Victoria

[megellen-blog]

With R in the Monongahela Natl Forest

[cute-overload]

Caught this little garden intruder helping himself to my vegetables http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

[petermorwood]

Take a look around. There should be a very small blue jacket and a tiny pair of shoes somewhere…

[hugedickgrayson-deactivated2018]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

The leg up at the end tho.

[bestnatesmithever]

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

[neekolexo]

That leg is killing me

[galactic-fluff-blog]

THE LEG KILLED ME

[upperstories]

falling with style

[i-volunteer]

i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach

[taekenbysurprise]

the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier