I'm not on the laughing side.

Kate, 30, Scottish, Queer

[neilvana]

Chapter 8: Time to Die

[poolboydivision]

x

[ashyth-art]

Evil Gale is too hot to not paint him

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[leafcrunch]

they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

[latis-ali]

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

[thatlittleegyptologist]

sorry about that 🫠

[frenchrevolutions]

There are only about six people in the world who could set up fail-safes like this. 

Can you get past them?

I invented them. 

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[starlit-meadow]

time to feel sick about every decision i’ve ever made in my entire life

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[teaboot]

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

Edit: Oh. The fake kid's book is... dark.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what are any of you ever fucking talking about