Rickity Right Hand

 25 year old Unaccomplished writer. Resident Mysanthrope. Constant quarter life crisis. 

[megiddojones]

Finally a video game writer.

Hey everyone! I know, I know it’s literally been years. I doubt I even look like this PFP anymore. Buuuut! I have become a video game writer. Sort of, Maybe. I don’t know, I write articles about FFXIV, please take a look. 

Ever wondered what the best DPS in FFXIV is? We've got you covered.

Which Healer in FFXIV is best at kissing Boo Boos?

Hey you! look at me! No, don't think about my friends, look at me! I'm the tank!

Every Job can take you through the MSQ, but which ones offer you the best experience when you want some alone time?

Get in close and greed as much as you can.

[littlestgamer]

SINCE WHEN??

[megiddojones]

oh look, I do remember the password for this. 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mimikyyuu]

Everyone outside of USA:

[raybizzle]

[mensajeroseis]

[catchymemes]

Life hacks

[guy]

ancient relics

[aethenia]

[yukipage]

These tags tho

[yukipage]

akdhfjakdhdhd I thought they did it on purpose

[thespectacularspider-girl]

“Games Need Easy Mode”

Game Journalists and Their Ilk: “It’s ableist to have a game be this hard!  It’s exclusionary!  It’s keeping people out of the hobby!”

Actual Disabled Gamers:

Stop using disabled people as a cudgel to spare your own ego and push your own agenda.  If you actually cared and respected people with disabilities, you’d not be advocating for ‘easy mode’ or ‘story mode’ under the guise of “ableism”, you’d be advocating for better control functions.

Git Gud.

[mageknight14]

Reminds me of that one guy who once beat TWEWY with a stump for a hand.

[catchymemes]

[homofied]

[ike-loves-men]

I fixed it.

[homofied]

[megiddojones]

[algandarsplaguepositive]

[seethroughhue-deactivated201902]

I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE

[life-of-style]

Unmute this😂😂

[megiddojones]

Why is this so upsetting!?

[greenteacology]

Good reasons to get mad at a vegan:

-they implied everyone can/should be vegan, ignoring issues of poverty & health that make it impractical or impossible for many people

-they tried to make you feel bad about eating something

-they believe that the current animal abuse/environmental contamination/health crisis is caused by individual consumers rather than the manipulative capitalism of the meat and dairy industries

-they support PETA (eww peta)

Bad reasons to get mad at a vegan:

-they asked you about the ingredients of a food to find out if they can eat it

-they asked if your group could go to a restaurant with a vegan option

-you asked them to explain why they are vegan and they answered

-they got mad when you made fun of their diet

[13flowersandfoxes]

To add it’s completely valid to get mad at a vegan who thinks it’s okay to put carnivorous animals on a vegan diet.

[ike-loves-men]

Dont forget that vegans that intersect their veganism with racism and pretend that rural indigenous people are to blame for endangered species and not 1st world mass harvesting of said species.

[gaypussyretard]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

[rot-city]

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

[goblinbutler]

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

[kemonododo]

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

[deadddeviant]

Butterfly effect

[cvberitual]

i was really hoping i never had to learn this

[ang3leyes]

History is wild man

[megiddojones]

This is exactly the kind of history I wanted to learn. 

[toastweasel]

[fiction-is-not-reality]

In bigger letters for those in the back:

As a critiquer, your job is not to “make this piece of writing better” but to understand what the writer wants to achieve and help them to achieve it

[perdrixforelle]

Same goes with critiquing illustrations/drawings. I’ve seen too many people crushed by critiques in art school and as much as it takes some adjustment to get so much feedback on one’s work all of a sudden, I think a lot of it could have been handled better by the teachers. They are supposed to be enablers not censors.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

The best thing about modern technology is exposing the way cops fuck over black people to white people. Literally no black person is surprised that they would do this to a black mother grieving over her child.

[megiddojones]

Excuse me but what the fuck America!?

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

She’s a Virgo w a Scorpio moon. You’ll be waiting a while sis

[hotgirlmegan]

Like? What does that even mean? I hate when physics bitchis are like? “Oh but her Lilith is in the eighth node and mars is in mercurial so I’ll give it a COUPLE of weeks” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEAAAANNN??!!?!??!

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

It means she’s stubborn and petty like you don’t need to be an astrologist to know that about ha

[hotgirlmegan]

Hdksjskdkdkdk WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THATS SHSJSHSJSJS I HTE ASTRONOMY

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

It’s cos Mercury’s in retrograde

[hotgirlmegan]

BITCH

[chill0naperochingona]