If cupid's got a gun, then he's shootin'

"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person" - Audry Hepburn

[unflatteringpicturesofbenwyatt]

[expected-chaos-deactivated20181]

Not to be dramatic but it’s only fucking Wednesday

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[ommanyte]

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

I feel like one of the most ironically sexist things that happened to women heroes for so long was that they had universal storytelling taken away from them. So, male superheroes could have Lois Lane. They can have love, they can have vulnerability, they can have complexity. But women superheroes or strong women characters had to be, ‘I don’t need anyone, I’m the toughest person in the world.’ That’s not fair to anybody. No human being is an island like that. - Patty Jenkins.

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[catsbeaversandducks]

[diegoandor-deactivated20171220]

The gods made the Amazons to restore peace to the world and it’s what I’m going to do.

[talokanda-forever]

Judging by the gleam in his eye and the determined gait, I’m thinking he just caught sight of either an adorable dog or a ham sandwich.

Mystery solved!

[the-witty-nerd]

Can you believe Wonder Woman 2017 was written by an openly gay man, directed by a woman, staring a kickass woman surrounded by other ethnically diverse kickass women, with Chris Pine as the love interest who was not weak, racist, or sexist at all, also with diverse and interesting male sidekicks, and the villain who was defeated with the power of love because love is strength not weakness. Like damn how did we get so lucky?

[memewhore]

A piece of glitter in this toilet bowl that is 2017.

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[sebastianfucker]

successfully profiled and found a lost cat thanks to a criminal minds binge someone tell the FBI to hire me

[sebastianfucker]

My roommate came to get me because the cat was missing. I paused the show and went outside and I was all walking around the crime scene like okay the kitchen window is open and there is no screen so he must have jumped out here and ran off and they were like “so he’s gone???”

And I was like “we’ll pretend I’m a cat. There are two ways to go, towards the street and the lights or into the dark. A cat would choose the quieter dark spot” so I went into the dark and there like ur never gonna find him but I said LISTEN Spike was an outside cat before we moved and he’s been trapped inside so I bet he ran to the most bushy and grassy area. They said I was full of shit but u know what I found in the bushes? The fucking cat bitch I’m FBI material.

[bob-belcher]

[angelicguy]

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

[shotgundickhole]

Racism machine… You mean a brain?

[angelicguy]

this is what the right deems as a comeback

[daggers-drawn]

Has a self-burn ever been so devastating?

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

op: right wing people are mean and racist right-winger, attempting a comeback: Oh yeah? Well, I’m racist

[chiliconsharls]

insp.

[pawnees]

[jim-kirk]