HufflePunk

Meg, USA. Proud Hufflepuff, child of many fandoms, will type random funny/sappy stories. Also I'm a pastel Hufflepunk along with being a hippie. (Otp Newtina) P.s. Middle Earth might be dead but I'm not.

[meglupin]

harry: hey anyone up for quiitch?

*all the kids*: nah!

Ginny: we weren't asking!

*everyone quickly runs outside*

[meglupin]

*everybody walking down the hall at night*

Lilly: it sure is dark in here.

James: yeah, I heard the power is out.

Albus: dang, 

*Scorpius grabs Teddy, smacks his stomach, then lifts and shakes him*

*everyone marvels at him as Teddy’s hair starts to glow*

Scorpius: there that's better. 

James: ....

Albus: bitch how?

Teddy: ... Idk this time.

[meglupin]

Newt: I was never good at school. I was always called the troubled child.

Tina: ah, same.

Newt: I'm glad I'm not the only one who mad dragon's attack my school and burst the water system.

Tina:... Yeah, okay. I put like ink in my school mates tea or took two cookies instead of one.

[meglupin]

Sirius: Moony, can you hold this for me?

Lupin: sure, what is it?

Sirius: my heart.

*later That day*

James: hey Lilly, can you hold this for me?

Lilly: not on your life support Potter

[meglupin]

I'm back!

[meglupin]

Queenie: quick into the dumpster!

*Tina and Newt jump in it*

Queenie:....

Jacob: seriously?

Queenie: I didn't think they would!

[meglupin]

*in the main hall* Albus: I wish we had milkshakes or something of the sorts. Scoripus: same babe. Teddy: to bad that having such things would mean contraband and also doing wrong. *scorpius and Albus in unison*: yeah.

Teddy:

Albus:..

Scorpius: ... Wait a minute! did you change your hair?

*albus palm slamming himself*

[annemarieyeretzian]

avengers assemble really out here making me watch an emotional peggy and cap reunion as if they will not be unceremoniously pulled apart again by the end of the episode

[meglupin]

I swear there planing our funerals.

[dcarveledits]

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[meglupin]

I feel like I should put more Tonks and Queenie in my post... ill work on it.

[meglupin]

So my Patronus is a Brown Hate and I read that different patronus do different thing. I know that a Stallions chases after the Dementors ...so what does a bunny do? I'm proud of what it is but.... like my brain wants to know what it does...does it attack or does it run away helping you find an escape.

Like all I can think is

[prove-thy-existance]

Baby Nifflers

Reblog if you agree

[meglupin]

*Newt let's a swooping evil out in his house*

Theseus: ThiS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FREAKIN LOVE YOU!!

[meglupin]

Howard: Were you and Peggy kissing?

Steve: What? No. Of course not.

Howard: Her lipstick’s on your mouth.

Steve: Uh. . . We just happened to wear the same shade.

#this just tickles me pink

[meglupin]

*Griffindor and Slytherin in a Quidditch match*

*Ginny flying on her broom tackling into Draco*

Ginny: Oops, sorry Malfoy.

*15 mins later Draco slide tackling Ginny*

*Ginny getting up spitting out a tooth and blowing blood snot out of her nose, half smiling*

Ginny:...oops.

*Draco screaming*

*Luna in the stands*

Luna: oh shit.

[meglupin]

James: Lily you're as fragile as a flower.

Lilly:....you did not.

[meglupin]

James: Hey Padie, you doing anything tonight?

Sirius: You mean WHO am I doing to night.

James:....

Sirius: No, I'm not busy. What's up.