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The anxiety as, one by one, your friends drop out of your event while you are sitting at the big table in the pub and strangers are giving you the stink eye for hogging all the chairs.

astrhae

"I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favorite things."

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

fatefulfindings

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

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@callmebliss

funnytwittertweets

yesilian

Did it work?

cocomonerd

No because pride and prejudice isn't "I changed myself for you so you would love me back." It's "your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated all my behavior patterns and why they came about and came to the realization myself that I had to work on myself. Also I don't expect you to love me now that I'm a work in progress, so I'm just going to do nice things for you because I don't like seeing you hurt." No wonder P&P fans refuse to settle.

enonem

And it is also not "now that you have proven yourself to be less of an asshole I will give you the second chance you deserve." It's "you were rude to me once, so I was very ready to believe the worst about you. But now you're opening up and I realise that, while you definitely have flaws that you need to work on, they are different and less fundamental flaws than what I thought. So I'm going to sit back and reassess on what I actually see and not just what confirms my preexisting bias. And in doing so I realise that at your core you are a very good person."

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mornington-the-crescent

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janmisali

Where do you stand on cats?

do not stand on cats they don’t like it

Tales from QA

Raises bug because the time shown on the timeslot selector page has no AM/PM.

Time shown on the timeslot selector page: 19.30

#tales from qa #programmer humor

did-you-know

Two minutes is the longest you could survive without a space suit on the other planets in our solar system. On Mars and Mercury, you’d stay alive for as long as you can hold your breath (about 2 min), and Venus is so hot that you’d instantly be vaporized. But just like Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune, Uranus is a gas giant with no surface to land on - so you’d descend forever into the gassy atmosphere until you’re crushed by the pressure, which takes less than a second to kill you.

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