Jace, Isabelle and Alec: *screaming*
Maryse, running into the room: Whats wrong, Alec?
Jace: Why are you only asking Alec? We're all screaming!
Maryse: Because Alec doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have a chance
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Jace, Isabelle and Alec: *screaming*
Maryse, running into the room: Whats wrong, Alec?
Jace: Why are you only asking Alec? We're all screaming!
Maryse: Because Alec doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have a chance
Has this been done yet?
The way it's all three-
James: I was born first!
Lucie, taking out her axe: And if you continue to annoy me, you'll die first too!
Will: James and Lucie were fighting so as their father, I had to step in
Tessa: Oh good-
Will: They didn't stand a chance
— the mortal instruments as memes
me: i guess im just too tough to cry 🤷🏼♀️
jace: *tells the falcon story, cries for the first time since he was a child because he was losing himself, thinks love was never an option for him, goes through the loss of a father 3 whole times, thinks he’ll have to sit by and watch while the love of his life falls for someone else, loses his biological parents before even coming to life, meets his grandmother and sees her die in his arms to save him before even knowing who she was, proposes to clary and gets turned down because she thought she was gonna die*
simon: *fights to stay with clary and gets turned into a vampire in the meanwhile but accepts it just to be by her side, says clary’s name as his last word when valentine was slicing his throat, gets called a monster by his own mother, gives up his immortality and memory consequently ending up not remembering anything of clary nor the shadow world, becomes a shadowhunter and loses his closest friend from the academy*
isabelle: *stresses herself to fix her brother’s lives, blames max’s death on herself, gets trust issues after seeing robert cheating on maryse, finally allowes herself to love just to see her boyfriend lose his memory and forget about her, sees her big brother being shamed just for his sexuality, puts on a hard facade to show she is strong but she is breaking inside*
clary: *saves the shadow world twice but still gets shamed for being a morgenstern and treated like a reckless teenager and not a hero, kills her own evile father and brother while seeing her best friend of a lifetime lose his memories of her to save the shadow world in the span of a year, putting herself through the hardest grief of her life, sees her mother lose her only son, mourns the brother that she never had, sees the love of her life go through the most painful events of his life and sees him die by the hand of her father in front of her eyes*
alec: *tries desperately to protect his siblings and then his 9 year-old brother gets murdered, sees his parabatai fall for someone he will never be able to have, experiences feeling that your parabatai is dead, comes out to his parents but never feels completely accepted, mourns his father’s death, becomes consoul after contributing to saving the shadow world twice but instead of being praised gets shamed for his sexuality and loving a downworlder, sees the love of his life almost dying multiple times*
magnus: *almost gets drowned by his own father and has to kill him to save himself, lives for centuries seeing the people he loves die without him being able to do anything, gets involved in shadowhunter business for affection again knowing he’ll end up getting hurt, falls hard for alec and will have to experience seeing him die one day, almost dies himself on a multitude of occasions, thinks the love of his life will always get shamed for loving him, and so much more I’d have to write a fucking essay*
me: I’m 🎶 heading 🎶 straight 🎶 for 🎶 the 🎶 floor 🎶
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
TSC fandom after the release of Taylor Swift’s album “Evermore”:
tell me i’m wrong
Alec: I personally would like to calm down, and yet
Alec: *gestures vaguely*
*Clary and isabelle screaming, simon crying, jace stabbing random shit*
Alec: They just won't let me
Extended periods of time with no books being released is very very bad for this fandom. We’ve been so spoiled with books that when we don’t have one to talk about we start screaming about umbrellas and toothbrushes to keep us entertained
We never learn. We think we'll be fine and then decend into insanity and chaos. Evidence:
The great fandom food fight
Mark and his poly relationship with a lamp, gnome and a payphone with an emphasis on Lark
Alec's fears of umbrellas and spiders
Gucci Kit
Toothbrush Clace
Memes of Will and his attempts of seeing brother Zachariah
And probably more I can't remember
Cowboy Kieran
Pregnant Cameron
Sugar daddy Jem
Alec vs Duo
Ahh, I love this fandom, never a dull moment with you idiots
Julian x Cameron
Pregnant!Julian
Bat!Max
Alec x Maserati
Magnus x Plate
Magnus x Tapestry
This. All of this. Cassie please release a book already before someone starts claiming Luke is a furry
You're telling me he isn't?
Let's not forget Ash's third arm
I– ???????? WHAT EVEN OMG
I can’t believe ya’ll forgot photosynthesis Magnus smh.
i need explanations for like 93% of these
OOOOOO and if you want the darker stuff, (obviously dark thoughts are born from deprivation as well) the stuff i personally want to scream about, we get
-Alastair Verlac
-People not becoming parabatai
-Matthew dying
-Lucie and Matthew getting their marks stripped
-Dark!Alec
-Malec falling out
-Hating on the OGs
-A nicer one, the AJ and AHGS movement
-The Jem Chronicles
[Tlh gang in a haunted house]
Lucie: I feel so welcomed here
Cordelia: All the ghosts in this house please be my friend
Jesse: Ok
Matthew and Anna: Eat my handsome ass!
James: *in shadow realms*
Thomas: Can we leave
Alastair: *scared*
Christopher: *sets the house on fire*
Grace: Why is my house on fire I didn't ask anyone this time
Matthew: I'm dealing with my shit the way I'm dealing with it. Are my methods unhealthy? Yes. Are they effective? No. Am I going to change what I'm doing? No
Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt
Cordelia: *handing over wallet* wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No
Cordelia: *taking wallet back* but you said :'(
Valentine morgenstern:
Emma: So we are made of 70% water right?
Emma: And we drink water too?
Mark: *gasp*
Julian: What should we do now? We have some time to kill
Mark: [visibly worried] W-who would we even kill
Emma: Zara. Let's go
Julian: NO
Ty: I would like to propose-
Kit: Yes I would marry you
Ty: . . .an idea
Kit: Papa didn't raise me to be a quitter
Kit: Actually papa didn't raise me at all
Kit: Which is why I'm quitting