Caring Is Creepy

[themadsebastian]

I think this is the best industry we as millennials have killed to date 💪

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[thenatalchart]

Most (overall) well-liked zodiac sign.

Winner: Aquarius

[tsoki]

damn really, ya’ll doing taureans like that? 

[blackbirdswhispers]

what did us Librans even do??

[megsthefox]

WHAT scorpios are not that well liked cuz we are all actual demons....

[lesbiancharliedalton]

every boy’s tinder bio

just living life to the fullest. hiking, dogs, the great outdoors, good vibes. looking for the pam to my jim.

[megsthefox]

This sounds like MY tinder profile minus The Office references.

[dykely]

honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes let me help u pick out cereal and put fruits in bags bitch i LOVE u ❤️💛💚💙💜💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞🌟💫💕💖🌱☀️✨💗🌺❗️🌸🍃🌷🌹🌻💗❗️❗️

[megsthefox]

@blackbirdswords this is a large component of our friendship

[macsmack]

Drogo’s ghost be like:

[scrungass]

Y E A H

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Man, lemme tell you, this transition was a TRIP to watch in realtime.

[themoriarty2-deactivated2018120]

star wars the last jedi character posters

[luvbey]

[megsthefox]

Incorrect Quote #24

Celaena: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Chaol: This just says, “I can do what I want”.

[meabhd]

*Exhales* 

That’s more like it. (also I’m not drawing his wings so you can fight me)

[propshophannah]

Hello, I’m dead. Goodbye.

[lunatiides-deactivated20181231]

idgaf if this makes me soft but I honestly can’t wait to be married to the absolute love of my life and live in our home and adopt our dogs and be working our dream careers and just enjoy the dreamy simplicity that is our peaceful and full of love life

[megsthefox]

[Scene: a nervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley.]

Millennial: what's the target?

Man: I don't know if I want to do this.

Millennial: people don't come to us until they've made up their minds.

Man: Alright. Styrofoam cups.

Millennial: Six months and they're gone.

Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups?

Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply.

Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti-

Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start.

Man: Al..alright.

Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again.

Man: I understand. It has to be done.

Millennial: then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void.

Man: Thank..thank you.

Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy.

[breathinginbiology]

Y’ALL. I’M ENGAGED.

[blackbirdswhispers]

egkjhbeiugbvhaeoirgubvhaoigrubh @megsthefox

THE DREAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[megsthefox]

😭😭😭😭😭

[greatfay]

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

[whatlovelybooks-deactivated2026]

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

[greatfay]

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

[sanddancingwithanxiety]

Hasty O’ Rumble Balls comin atcha

[equikage]

your name sounds terrifyingly porny

mine is Speedy Me Canter Buns

I kind of like it

[blackbirdswhispers]

Lightning Me Trouble Socks

ayyyy

[megsthefox]

Skippy Me Little Buns

[operahousehomicide]

self care is threatening to blow up the opera house