Whats On Today?

Bored? Watch something or perhaps pick up a new book.

[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Tubi is where I found this gem:

[mornington-the-crescent]

[rabbitindisguise]

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

[notbopper]

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

[animentality]

[meh-youchoose]

Karaoke is meant to be fun. People who try to steal joy from others sadly might be in the open floor area :( not everyone has the capacity to have fun and ensure others are enjoying themselves too.

[maykitz]

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

[caucasianbuttslut]

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

[dionrevel]

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Modern Civilization Essentials

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Full In the Loop

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]

[felixer-of-life]

Oh I adore this. As someone who missed a bunch of stuff by way of chaos and poverty. This is a nice tool.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[jabberding0]

Claymation

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[agent-queue]

i miss this trend so pick one of my fav iasip lines

suicide is badass

and youre sure we have enough for this and the wedding dress?

stupid science bitch couldnt even make i more smarter!

and your addiction has affected us in the following waysyou are annooooyiiiing

crack an egg of knowledge all over me

*green man kicking model dennis in the dick while youtuber dee poses*

is this what you wanted? you just gave this baby full-blown aids

im a full-on rapist

you won't need a pot of gold to g (cut) but still amazingly badass (cut) so dooo

Voting ended onMay 26

[1000-life-hacks]

[apolladay]

if a person texts you privately on your birthday to congratulate you and tells you you're "one of the best people i know" when there is already a groupchat and people have congratulated you there, would you think that maybe this person has a crush on you?

yes / no

dunno if i explained well, basically there's a groupchat with let's say six friends, and they all congratulate you on your birthday in said groupchat except for one person who texts you privately.

if a person texts you privately on your birthday to congratulate you and tells you you're "one of the best people i know" when there is already a groupchat and people have congratulated you there, would you think that maybe this person has a crush on you?

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 18

[eldritchbauble]

You wake up and roll over to face the window, expecting the sun leeching through the curtains to greet you. Instead, it's dark out. You glance over at your alarm clock wondering how many hours you can squeeze in if you go back to bed--it's 8:17 am, 13 minutes before your alarm is set to wake you. Sunrise was at least an hour ago, even now, during the darkest, coldest time of year. That's when you notice the smell. It's not bad. It's not rotten, or rancid, it's wrong. It's like the static from your TV screen has permeated the whole room, filling it with a sort of stale electricity. You fling the curtains open in disbelief, hoping that you're still half asleep, only to find that it's not dark out. It's nothing.

[Choices matter]

Go back to bed

Scream to wake yourself up

Call out to your roommate

Phone a friend

Leave your bedroom

Voting ended onOct 9, 2025

🎃 Please reblog to trap recruit more players 🎃

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

[meh-youchoose]

[trynot-moved]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[potato-jem]

take one, pass it on

a hug

a hand to hold

a cottage in the woods with no phone reception

a beer

a guttural scream in a field somewhere

“everything will be okay”

a snack

a comfort read/comfort movie

uninterrupted sleep

whatever your heart desires (you deserve it)

Voting ended onNov 13, 2024

[yesornopolls]

have you seen the faculty? (1998)

Have you seen The Faculty? (1998)

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 14, 2024

[alinahdee]

Star Wars in Ojibwe/Anishinaabemowin!

[arandomshotinthedark]

Star Wars translated into indigenous Ojibwe language

Star Wars has been translated into more than 50 languages and will be the first major motion picture movie to be dubbed into the Navajo Nati

(for further reading)

[edenfenixblogs]

This is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!

And Ojibwe is such a cool and beautiful language!!!!!!!!! It has one of my fave adjectival mechanisms!

Ooooh. I’d love to read the translation as re-translated into English with the phrasing retained.

[videogamepolls]

Would you rather only be able to play single player or multiplayer games for the rest of your life?

Single player

Multiplayer

Voting ended onJul 29, 2024