midnight hagette

It do be like that

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[sizzlingcandyj3llyf1sh]

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

[aidashakur]

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

[weird-goodbyes]

literally there’s so much joy to be found in being earnest. so much happiness in being sincere. anyone who tells you otherwise is just trying to get company for their misery.

[angelictaylorswift]

[sapphocastiel]

season 4 dean is like “i’m fighting demons” and the whole time the demons are just bisexuality. meanwhile season 4 sam is like “i’m fighting demons” and they’re real and he’s drinking their blood

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[fushiguro]

The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't a Guy At All 💚 Anime Announcement PV

[alhashimis]

FRIENDSHIP WEEK: DAY 3 Hugs & Kisses

Well, being a Derry Girl... it's a fucking state of mind.

The Derry Girls in Derry Girls (2018—2022)

[anexperimentallife]

[importantcatpics]

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

535.3

the physics of light; reflections

[395nm]

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

[redstonedust]

welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

[shigaeru]

vintage objects from a forgotten world

[oldmanpusspuss]

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

[pinnipurr]

It's 2026 and i haven't seen anyone come up with a way to get the human body to curl up in a little comfy circle like a cat or a dog why don't we have the technology where i can look like this ⚫ like what are we even doing anymore

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera