that shit funny fr

or that shit dont fit on any of my other blogs

[gelphienation]

it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[mevil]

[isabelopaque]

when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

[fortzancudo]

"let's finish setting up your computer" i've had this laptop since 2018 maybe you shoukd just kill yourself mr windows

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

[jadeseadragon]

Norman Rockwell (American, 1894 - 1978), Wet Paint, 1930, oil on canvas.

[agnesmontague]

[greelin]

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

[nettlepit]

no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many, many unsettling things to say.

[gondwana]

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

[gondwana]

the critics are raving

[ruicui]

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

[catchymemes]

[buried-prose]

I had to

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[narutwitter]