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sellatio-deactivated20140827

I want ben folds five to devastate my frail body

#bf5

qelflinq

Good evening ladies where u want to go

homunculus-argument

Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)

Yes, at least once

No, but I've seen it happen to someone else

No, never

I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

homunculus-argument

I forgot to clarify that this excludes deanaming you if you've changed your name. I specifically meant the "brain offers the wrong word" kind of accidental name mix-up.

This was prompted by me and my boyfriend discussing handedness and being able to tell apart left and right. And me, being ambidextrous, was baffled by how do people with an obligate dominant hand mix up which side is the one with their Writing Hand and which one isn't?? And my boyfriend pointed out that I go "turn left - no I mean right" so much when giving directions that I have lost my navigator privileges.

I argued that mixing up the words isn't the same thing as mixing up the directions. Like if your mom accidentally called you the dog's name doesn't mean that she literally can't tell you apart from the dog. And he looked at me like this

Because evidently not only has this never happened to him, he has never heard of this being a thing. And he was so confident in this that I had to double-check that I'm not the only person this has ever happened to.

el-ffej

Are we including parents who have aged to the point where they are having some degree of dementia?

Because, folks, if your parents make it to that age, it's going to happen.

#sometimes when my mom is talking to other people she refers to me as teri #thats her sisters name lolol

no im not celebrating July 4. im celebrating July 3.

#Youtube

yoshifawful64

currently playing FFVI for the first time and I'm obsessed with the way Sabin traipses across like half the damn world to get up one (1) river

like look at this. look at this fuckass route. this is what he decided would be the best, nay, only possible path to take while there's a possible apocalyptic war impending if he doesn't get there quick enough

#sabin is a fucking idiot i love him.#ffvi

spicymochi

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

#i adopt u courage #courage is a good boi

iusedtobecharming-deactivated20

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

rehearsing

happy too tired July everyone

what snack are u getting at the theater (dont worry about price)

popped corn babey

nachos

hot dog

choco candy (i.e. m&ms, twix bar, raisinets)

chewy candy (i.e. skittles, sour patch kids, gummy bears)

trail mix or mixed nuts

ice cream

SLUSHY!!!!!!

bag o chips

i only drink molten plastic, dumb thotticus

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#i like popcorn but it makes me feel kinda queasy afterwards #GOTTA have a coca cola slushy though. always

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

toskarin

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

suppermariobroth

Extremely rare Donkey Kong 64 render of Diddy Kong from behind. This was only ever used once, in the German official guide for the game, and never appeared in any other material, including guides from other regions.

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