Hi! Im new to the fandom and ive been looking and following all the content here lately, i was wondering, you have any headcanons about the WVBA boxers on a road trip? Im curious about their interaccions and i love reading HCs
Yay another headcanon request! And welcome to the fandom! This is going to be a fun one to think of! ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)
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(Also they are going to be in some big van or bus for the purpose of them all interacting with each other)
✮⋆˙Kind of making the most of it. He is trying his best to enjoy it next to all the shenanigans going on around him.
✮⋆˙He is in the front row with Kaiser since he is trusted the most with the other’s belongings. And Kaiser needs moral support. He hates sitting in front of Don, Disco, and Aran. But luckily he isn’t near Tiger.
✮⋆˙He brought snacks for himself. Though he had to hide them so a certain someone doesn’t try climbing over the seats to steal them.
✮⋆˙Joe didn’t bother trying to take a nap. He knew that it wouldn’t be worth the effort to try taking a nap. Especially with Aran behind him. Yeah they didn’t think the seating chart through-
✮⋆˙Joe is hoping the next roadtrip they have will be less chaotic. He is thinking of suggesting to have two separate vans. One for the boxers who doesn’t create that much chaos. And another for the boxers who are going to make themselves get into a damn accident. He won’t bother asking because if anything it’s better to have all of them in a van than one group be in a van who will be guaranteed death once they hit the road.
✮⋆˙Regretting his life choices at this very moment. Sure put him in the front it will be less crowded and less stressful. And while we are at it let’s put Disco and Aran behind! He is about to slaughter the boxer who made this seating arrangement.
✮⋆˙Other than the idiots behind him, he is fine with sitting by Joe. I mean Joe doesn’t do anything to Kaiser that would piss him off. At least he gets to sit by someone he actually talks to.
✮⋆˙Wants to read the book he brought but can’t with all the commotion happening behind him. Is about to beat someone with a book.
✮⋆˙If Bald Bull isn’t going to snap, then Kaiser will. He is literally about to explode. He cannot stand the boxers yelling at each other and the blasting call me maybe song on the aux. He is considering staying at the next gas station they stop by. He isn’t having a good time.
✮⋆˙He got banned from using the aux after blasting baby from Justin Bieber. It was so loud that the other drivers can hear it. Disco kid was sad but he ended up taking out his headphones and blasting his music there.
✮⋆˙He was blasting his music so loud that he couldn’t even hear the yelling going on right next to him. Bro was oblivious to everything.
“Hey Disco Kid can you get me my phone?”
“What? You want me to get you Joe? Why do you need Joe? I mean we have enough room for him to sit here”
“What?! I did not say that! Disco kid get those fucking headphones off!”
“I’m good with sitting in the front thank you very much”
✮⋆˙He started to dance when he was listening to his music. Meaning whoever was around him got hit multiple times. Disco would kick Kaiser’s seat without even realizing and at one point back handed Hondo (world knows how the fuck disco was able to hit Hondo when king hippo was in the middle of them). Don and Aran decided to team up and tie disco kid with a rope. Don and Aran were not to happy with getting smacked constantly.
✮⋆˙ He tried to lighten up the mood whenever things got serious like the multiple times they almost got into an accident. He tries telling them that we all are trying to enjoy our time and we didn’t mean to almost rear end that semi truck in front of us. The rest of them just got annoyed by Disco kid. Poor disco kid
✮⋆˙Oh no someone’s snack went missing! I wonder where it went. If you guessed that King Hippo took it, you’re absolutely correct. King Hippo is the snack snatcher on this roadtrip
✮⋆˙Has stolen both Tiger and Hondos snacks multiple times. He also took Don and Disco kids snacks. But mostly Tiger and Hondo since they were easier to get. Luckily Hondo is pretty generous and Tiger doesn’t eat much anyway. King Hippo enjoyed his free snacks he “borrowed” from Hondo and Tiger
✮⋆˙Has a whole row to himself. Everyone else refuse to sit next to him since they knew they were going to stay hungry for the rest of the roadtrip. He actually enjoys sitting all by himself. Sure he is sitting behind Don, Aran, and Disco Kid. But he didn’t care. They weren’t to much of an issue. He liked not having to be next to an annoying ass.
✮⋆˙He was actually pretty quiet for most of the roadtrip. Guess Hippo enjoyed his decent roadtrip with the others
✮⋆˙ Dude was stiff for half of the roadtrip. Is he ok?
✮⋆˙ He tried reading the manga he brought but ultimately gave up when he caught Aran and Disco Kid trying to peek. He was disappointed to not be able to finish it during that road trip. He didn’t touch it for the rest of the roadtrip.
✮⋆˙He had to sit by Tiger. It was either him or Bull and Bull said hell no. So Hondo had to sit next to him. Hondo had to make sure Tiger wasn’t going to create any chaos during the roadtrip.
✮⋆˙Actually had a general conversation with Tiger. Until Tiger saw Don FaceTime Carmen, then the conversation stopped and Tiger went to take Dons toupee. Hondo waited until Tiger didn’t have the toupee anymore before he yanked his ass back on to his seat. Hondo lectured Tiger about what he did and also for not wearing a seatbelt. And then afterwards they talked about their problems.
✮⋆˙He quite liked sitting with Tiger. They had argued with each other multiple times throughout the roadtrip, meanwhile everyone went silent to listen in on their argument. But other then that Tiger was being a complete asshole for majority of the trip. He also got pissed about the others trying to listen in on their conversation. And what were they arguing about? Shit I don’t know they argue about the most random shit.
✮⋆˙Nearly had a heart attack when he thought Tiger died right next to him. Tiger was in fact not dead but instead was taking a long ass nap. And with every now and then he will check Tigers pulse to make sure he is alive and not stop the car in the middle of the road.
✮⋆˙He was chilling in the back with Soda and Bull. He was having a good time. He even brought his squirrel friend with him.
✮⋆˙He was telling jokes and random ass stories out loud. No one was really listening except for Soda and Bull. Tiger and Hondo would listen to some of the stories but ultimately got bored and stopped listening halfway through.
✮⋆˙His squirrel ended up roaming around the car without anyone knowing except Hugger. This lead to them almost getting into an accident when someone *cough cough* macho man, thought there was a rat in the car. Bear Hugger got really pissed at them. All the boxers lost their squirrel privileges.
✮⋆˙ Forgot his maple syrup at his house so he couldn’t drink any. He had a soda that Soda offered him when he got sad that he forgot his maple syrup. He ended up forgetting about the whole thing.
✮⋆˙Made the car go back to a gas station when he thought he forgot his squirrel at the gas station. The squirrel in fact was with Bear Hugger the whole time, but they did forget about Aran. Thank god Bear Hugger told them to go back or else they would have just left Aran there. Aran was really pissed about it.
✮⋆˙Surprisingly packed the most out of all of them. And also had the most random shit in there.
“Does anyone have eyeliner?”
“Don why would any of us-”
*pulls out a entire makeup kit* “I have eyeliner”
“What the actual fuck Tiger”
✮⋆˙He was secretly reading the manga with Hondo when he had it out. Hondo never noticed. Tiger actually enjoyed reading it. He got pretty sad when Hondo had to put it away because of Aran and Disco Kid.
“Awwww I wanted to see what happens next”
“What are you talking about? Wait a minute were you reading with me?!”
✮⋆˙ Once he saw Don FaceTime Carmen he immediately went to take Dons toupee from him. He started teasing him with it and threw it to Aran. The fun was over as soon as Hondo yanked him back to his seat. Tiger couldn’t even hear the first couple of minutes of the lecture because he was shocked that Hondo was easily able to yank him that hard. Maybe it’s because he is physically stronger than you by a long shot Tiger.
✮⋆˙He indeed did not have a seat belt on because he was hopping back and forth through his row and Hippos row. Hippo got annoyed by this but didn’t bother to do anything. Tiger thought it was a good idea to get on top of the car while it was still moving. So he opened the door and almost feel out of the car. Hondo saw and was absolutely terrified. Hondo ended up holding on to Tiger for the rest of the road trip since he refused to put the seatbelt on. Hondo made sure Tiger wasn’t going anywhere.
✮⋆˙Attempted to make the car levitate but Soda stopped him from doing so. Tiger stop being a dumbass.
✮⋆˙Surprisingly didn’t resist when Hondo was holding on to him. Guess he was pretty tired at that moment. He ended up taking a nap on Hondo. Hondo didn’t mind as long as he didn’t fly out of the car.
✮⋆˙At one point took a very long nap. A little too long. Hondo got concerned and started shaking him. Tiger didn’t respond so they stopped the car in the middle of the road and all of them went to check on him. Next thing Tiger wakes up to is 12 men staring at him with concern
“What happened? Why did the car stop? Why are all of you here?”
“Tiger I thought you were dead!”
“What the hell?! I was taking a nap! Why the fuck would I be dead?!”
✮⋆˙ Was probably the only boxer to manage to take a nap in that loud ass car. That’s probably why Hondo thought he was dead. I mean how to hell do you not wake up to 12 man children yelling in one car.
✮⋆˙Was spraying perfume all over himself (and the car). This made the other boxers get a headache from it. This ultimately pissed most of the boxers off.
“DON STOP SPRAYING YOUR FUCKING PERFUME ALL OVER THE CAR! YOUR GIVING US A HEADACHE”
“Not my fault this car smells like ass”
✮⋆˙ He wanted to bring Carmen to the roadtrip but everyone else refused to let him bring her. Don was definitely not happy about it but he ended up FaceTiming Carmen during the roadtrip.
✮⋆˙Got his toupee snatched by him during his FaceTime with Carmen. He was very embarrassed. But Carmen thought it was cute and funny. Carmen said hi to all the boxers and they all said hi back. Other then the toupee snatching incident, Don enjoyed his FaceTime with Carmen
✮⋆˙ Left rose petals all over the car. He thought the car seemed pretty bland so he added rose petals. No one gave a shit. And most of them didn’t even notice them. Though Don purposely added more to Hondo and Tigers row to piss them off. And to piss them off even more he sprinkled them over the row.
“I hope you enjoy your time lovebirds”
“Shut the fuck up Don. Don’t you have a toupee to fix?”
“Fuck you” *dumps a bag of them onto their row and sprays the hell out of it with rose scented perfume*
✮⋆˙He ended up not giving the eyeliner back to Tiger. For some reason Tiger was pissed about it. But why should that matter he doesn’t use it anyway. Don also started wondering why the fuck Tiger has a makeup kit when he doesn’t wear makeup in the first place. Or does he?
✮⋆˙Was jumping around in his seat. There was never once where he was still in his seat.He also did not have a seat belt on. Hondo also lectured him but Aran just ignored him.
✮⋆˙Aran brought his flail with him and started hitting the other boxers with it. Sandman ended up having to take the flail away because he knocked Disco Kid and Glass Joe out cold.
✮⋆˙He also started throwing random ass shit at the boxers. Specifically stuff from Tigers bag. Aran went through the bag and found cat ears. He threw them at Tiger and started asking about them.
“What’s the ears for all mighty tiger? Planning to disguise yourself as a little kitty cat?”
“If you still want to throw my stuff at the others, I suggest you keep your fucking mouth shut”
“Geez alright pussycat. Flash he is all yours”
✮⋆˙ When he got Dons toupee he started messing it up and throwing it around like a damn frisbee. Of course making sure Don couldn’t get it. Then Don finally got his toupee back and Aran got slightly pissed.
✮⋆˙He was forgotten at the gas station. When they came back to get the squirrel they saw Aran and knew they were fucked. Aran was very pissed about this and he is not going to let this shit slide.
“Look we are sorry that we forgot you Aran-”
“All of you better keep your eye open when you sleep. I will fuck you up big time”
✮⋆˙He was also the cause of most of the accidents they almost got into. From making the car almost fall to its side to almost making the car rear end a semi truck. He also managed to sneak his way up on top of the car when they stopped by one of the gas stations. When they started driving off, Aran just started jumping and banging on top of the car. None of the boxers knew what this was at first until Aran started screaming for fun. They stopped the car in the middle of the road and almost got rear ended. Thanks Aran Ryan
✮⋆˙He is just chilling in the back. He likes the seating arrangement. I mean he is with his friends.
✮⋆˙Brought 5 packs of sodas with him. Bull thought that was very unnecessary but Soda thinks it is. He then offers Bull a soda.
✮⋆˙The only reason why Bald Bull hasn’t killed anyone yet. Soda is just vibing and he is making sure Bull is vibing too. Wouldn’t be much of a vibe if half the boxers are dead-
✮⋆˙He hasn’t been paying attention to anything that has been happening. When they almost got into an accident, “what was that?”. When they thought Tiger died, “What do you mean he is dead? I thought he was awake”. When they think they forgot the squirrel, “What squirrel?”. When they thought there was a rat in the car, “There is a what in the car?”
✮⋆˙Has stopped Tiger from doing something stupid with his magic. He was also the one who caught Great Tiger before he could fall out of the car. Thank you for making sure Tiger doesn’t kill himself Soda!
✮⋆˙Had a nice conversation with Bear Hugger and Bald Bull. They seem like the only row to actually enjoy their roadtrip.
✮⋆˙Has luckily not killed or knock anyone out cold yet! Thank you Soda for keeping Bull sane.
✮⋆˙Was literally about to choke Don when he started spraying his perfume everywhere. Was very pissed that he decided to spray the perfume everywhere else but himself.
✮⋆˙He was actually quite calm for the majority of the trip. Bear Hugger was definitely not use to seeing this side of Bald Bull.
“Wow Bull I never thought I would see you so calm and not angry. This is like your soft side!”
“Your testing your luck right now”
✮⋆˙Was quite grateful that he wasn’t sitting in the front with the others. He also liked the seating arrangement. He enjoyed this roadtrip as well.
✮⋆˙Was just eating and drinking whatever was at the back. He didn’t bother trying to get his own snacks in the front.
✮⋆˙Called shotgun. He was not going to sit in the rows everyone else was sitting at. He needs his own space.
✮⋆˙He is the one who made the seating chart. Macho Man was really thinking when he made this chart. All he knew was that he was going to be in the passenger seat.
✮⋆˙Bro took selfies and was even live at some point during the roadtrip. But the live didn’t last long once Tiger and Hondo got into an argument. Most of his fans were spamming random quotes each boxer said without context. Macho Man was confused but ultimately wasn’t paying attention to them because of all the ruckus going on behind him
✮⋆˙The only person he talked to was Sandman because Macho Man was not going to turn his head every time he has to respond to anyone else behind him.
✮⋆˙The pictures he posted made the roadtrip look like a pleasant experience. It really wasn’t.
✮⋆˙Constantly forgot that Sandman was driving. He kept trying to show him random photos and videos he would find of them, but of course Sandman didn’t look at any of them because he was driving.
“Hey Sandman check out this edit of the world circuit”
✮⋆˙He is the boxer who almost caused the first accident to happen. He actually thought the squirrel was a rat until Bear Hugger took it. After that incident Macho Man always looked below his seat to make sure there was no rats in the car.
✮⋆˙He was the one driving. A very good decision to let the most sane boxer drive. Who knows what would happen if he wasn’t the one driving
✮⋆˙Both him and Macho Man were in charged of the aux. Mostly Macho Man, but there were certain songs Sandman refuses to listen to while driving
✮⋆˙The only company Sandman had was Macho Man since he was also sitting in the front. It’s not his ideal boxer to be with but he guessed it was fine
✮⋆˙Had shout multiple times, “If you guys don’t knock it off I’m turning this car around!”. He wasn’t kidding either. He almost cut the trip short until Macho Man begged him to continue the trip. He gave in and continued the roadtrip. Thank you Macho Man for saving the day.
✮⋆˙Kept getting pissed when the other boxers almost got them into an accident. Tells himself that the next roadtrip they go on he is not going to drive. He going to make the referee drive the next roadtrip. He is sick of their shit.
And if you’re wondering where little Mac is, Doc didn’t let him go to the roadtrip. Doc made a good choice. And don’t worry, little Mac and doc Louis went on their own roadtrip with birdie.
I hope you enjoy your headcanons!!!