melacka

Lover of fiction. Occasional writer. Multifandom. I get weirdly protective of fictional characters and I will go down with my (many, many) ships. Come fangirl with me! (icon by catsadams)

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[starryeyesxx]

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[goldcoasthoney]

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[futuristicson]

[daisychase]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER // 7.11 "Showtime"

[anxietyproblem]

[greenares]

[connorwyndham]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013–2021) 5X17 « DFW »

[effinbirds]

[toptony]

DOCTOR WHO 1.01 ➩ "Rose"

[starryeyesxx]

[unswerving-dysfunctional-loyalty]

[andremichaux]

And next thing I knew, I was on a plane to Mexico. I didn’t even pack a bag. I bought a bundle of novelty shirts at a nearby gift shop. This one says, “What’s up, beaches?” instead of “bitches” for humor reasons. But you hate humor. Well, I’m a joke now, so it suits me.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013 - 2021) ⏤ 6.01, Honeymoon