Sauntering Vaguely Downwards

Ocean's blog for fandom weirdness and righteous feminist fury. Queer Archivist, Always Tired. She/Her

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[the-coffee-nebula]

Tom: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Janeway: The afterlife, I guess.

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[thesummoningdark]

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

[rocktheholygrail]

[rocktheholygrail]

[e-for-annoying]

"I asked grok"

"I asked chatgpt"

ok well I asked Will Graham, and he closed his eyes and twitched for a while talking to himself and then opened them and started hyperventilating and shaking.

[polpol333]

Tw*tter didn't appreciate my joke but I hope you guys will

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[depsidase]

[velvet-lina]

I agree

[unswerving-dysfunctional-loyalty]

[unswerving-dysfunctional-loyalty]

[anarqueeen]

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

[shittierpost]

What trying to map out realistic timelines of travel in your lotr fic feels like

I know it takes months of travel but I need them there in a week, how are we gonna make that happen

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[timelooplesbianlesbianlooptime]

‘i chose to stay silent’

the face i stay silent with