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27|Gymrat|Could probably fight a gorilla

[melanin-lover]

Left Tumblr a small and frail boy.

Came back a huge and swole man.

[uss-edsall]

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

[metal-queer-solid]

That should be a law all across the country.

[cactus-1776]

Fuck. Yes.

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

@jooshbag ?

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

[official-ginger-kid]

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

[fedkaczynski]

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

[creative-classpect]

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

[bogleech]

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

[faerieantoinette]

@fiiyerotigelaar

[ghost-mayn]

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

[little-moist-deactivated2020011]

bruh

[no-chill-at-all]

[arirna]

My adult self confronting my young self for stupid shit i pulled off in the past 

[squishycalum]

:/

[vangoghstss]

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

[thexdarkenedxlight]

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation. 

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

[estradoll]

Like, according to Trump’s first wife Ivana he kept a book of Hitler’s speeches in his nightstand and would read it periodically… so the overlap is not at all surprising given his obsession with Hitler’s propaganda.

[thingstrumperssay]

“Don’t compare Trump to Hitler though.” - Conservatives

[angelicdevil]

I’m honestly disturbed and disgusted….

[purpletangyvaginas]

[soho-vann]

And this fall!

Now y'all be blessed

[sugarspicemelanin]

Reblogging for Fall because I need good dick and warm arms until April.

[melanin-lover]

Keep your filthy money

[writerswritecompany]

[tayelchapo]

I’m reblogging this everyday.

[shrugging]

[viridiannightmares]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[blackcatfemme]

But….. the scent………………

[asskylosaurus]

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

[donzo1234]

[yourlocalbisexual]

[amateur]

[isohiko-deactivated20230305]

he literally did the opposite of this for the entire anime

[king]

he grew up and got some opinions bitch

[basedshisui]

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[cryptiboy]

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

[babyfairy]

this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen in my life

[juelzsantanabandana]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat]

I love Sosa

[blaquebypopulardemand]

Bitches love Sosa. I’m him