Melinda Abagayle

Change can be a good thing.

[cravings]

i just need a break from everything for a year or a century

[aestheticsilentboy]

[makesyoustrange]

[fairycosmos]

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

[poems-and-word]

[idrathergoforgirls]

y’all make sure you date someone that cares about your mental health pls

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[willowdove]

I support your unconditional readiness to throw hands for your sister

[toastbutteregg]

now thats what you call sisterhood

[thisiseverydayracism]

https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/nitv-news/article/2019/04/17/demolition-800-year-old-sacred-trees-compared-notre-dame-fire

Demolition of 800-year-old sacred trees compared to Notre-Dame fire

Campaigners have been fighting plans to bulldoze trees sacred to the Djap Wurrung peoples.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most UNREALISTIC thing about Game of Thrones isn’t the dragons or even the undead army. It’s how they keep all yhe fireplaces lit all the time with a huge fire…

[remanence-of-love]

[killowave]

[vioislit]

jesus :(

DRUGS

jesus :)

[motheatenscarf]

You gotta party while you can before he gets back, we get ONE day out of the entire year where Jesus is gone and this year it’s a miracle it’s on 4/20

[sarenderpity]

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

[sarenderpity]

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[comeuppancee]

how are girls so fuking pretty???

[theintrovertnation]

[melonkollie]

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint

[shiftythrifting]

Gaytorade mug worth 69 cents, thanks susan