just a bit unlikely

Oliver (they/he)

[saintjosie]

when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.

and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women

BUT

he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.

which is like ????

the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.

[saintjosie]

TRANS RIGHTS BUT WOMEN WRONG

[charlesoberonn]

[dirtylittlerenegade]

[moniquill]

warm dinosaur.

[maureen2musings]

nostalgicraindrops

[atouchofsass]

it's 100% crucial that anywhere you see or hear the word "calories" you mentally replace that with "energy" and you will see how insane everyone in the world is acting for no reason

[decompose1]

neovaginas can get wet naturally

a neophallus can get erect with an implant (this will either be a bendable rod or a device that inflates with saline at the press of a button, usually in the testicles)

both can feel sexual pleasure and experience orgasm

most neovaginas will be able to tolerate larger insertions with enough dilating/training

the nerves in neophalluses take a while to regrow but it is incredibly rare to experience no sexual nerve growth

both can look and feel "normal" if that's what you want, just take good care of your scars and look at your surgeons' results portfolio (and don't be afraid to be picky! its your genitals, you get to decide!)

in fact it's possible for many people to stealth and for their sexual partners to never know. even for phallo, some people with natal penises have erectile implants too, ED is common. neocaginas are often indistinguishable from natal vaginas

many surgeons are starting to offer preservation options for patients who want a more mixed look/don't want to lose what they have

YOU HAVE OPTIONS! demystify bottom surgery

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[khashanakalashtar]

@shitpost-poetry-official

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[dzamie]

when it rains you simply do not get a day

[halfbakedideas]

northern hemisphere people, are you okay??

[midnights-dragon]

northern hemisphere person here!! no

[graylibrary]

MOST of us aren’t, but there’s a small subset like me who live for this because the sun is Evil and finally it’s either just gone or can only inflict itself on you for a very limited number of hours and suddenly you can get GET MUCH STUFF DONE? so I’m always zipping about singing and enjoying life while everyone else has shriveled up in despair. it’s weird!

[writing-prompt-s]

The fourth little pig built his house out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.

[snoweylily]

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be)

“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-” Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets. “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”. Harry didn't like the sound of that. “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!” “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

Read: FanFiction.net   or   AO3

[theonlyadawong]

this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

[miyoriia]

Don't fuck around with hardcore kink if you won't take it seriously.

[miyoriia]

via @bissmut

Seconding this. It's not fun and it's not cute when you get hurt in a way that can't be fixed. Even if it feel like just pretend to you it is still real life with real people, and can have real consequences.

[sin-seraphilia]

These are good tags I hope you don't mind me taping them here <3

[skywalkerangst]

adding these tags too <3

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Yet if I were a young man traveling in a foreign country where religious villagers kept warning me not to visit a mysterious nobleman (but refused to even speak of what precisely was so scandalous about his nature) my first thought would be less "the Count is a supernatural being who will murder me and my loved ones" and more "the Count is an infamous homosexual and the repressed villagers fear for my chastity, I am surely in danger of seduction 😏😏😏"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#and I'd scamper my dapper little lawyer ass that much faster up to the dark mysterious homoerotic castle

[youareagoodperson]

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

[the-gimmick-hospital]

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

[youdeservesunshine]

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

[wrenchswango]

always great to hear my boss say "we're living through the collapse of the american library system" while I'm at my american library system job

[wrenchswango]

anyway if you hadn't heard the current administration is trying to entirely defund and dissolve the IMLS which provides libraries with funding, especially useful for rural libraries and very small systems that don't have access to private funding to keep them afloat. This will absolutely devastate many many libraries across the country.

If you want to learn more and find out how you can help, check out the ALA website here: https://www.ala.org/faq-executive-order-targeting-imls

This set of frequently asked questions is intended to help library workers, library advocates, and library users understand this Executive O

[xaida91]

Education is the enemy of authoritarians

[glitch-frog-deactivated20241206]

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

[badcor3]

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book