Mellie Eggo's Space for Fools

Just a little place for me to hide all my misguided thoughts and imaginings.

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams in Seoul, South Korea (via neoncomplex)

[notalwayscompatible]

I have nothing appropriate to say

[huddpics]

[ravenclairee]

HUDSON WILLIAMS with his team in Seoul, South Korea

[mojoscircus]

Thinking about how Hudson and Connor are gonna have to learn how to be around each other again, especially now that they’ve gained even more muscles. Just imagine them being so sweet trying to make sure they don’t overuse their strength. They don’t engage in roughhousing at first for fear of hurting the other. But once they’re comfortable again, which let’s be real won’t take long, they’ll be all over each other messing around like before.

[gloryhollanovjah]

The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.

(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)

[gloryhollanovjah]

#he’s so mad about it too #he’s a professional athlete in peak physical condition what do you mean he can’t take ‘a little’ pounding? #meanwhile ilya basically ran him over (@observethewalrus)

#shane deciding that their time at the cottage is when ilya can ‘hurt’ him for real #so buzzy #cause on one hand he’s a pain slut #but on the other he’s got three months without getting thrown around on the ice and he misses it #he’s going around the cottage a week in asking ilya to check him #no not like that for real #harder than that ilya come onnnnn (@shanesleftskate)

#let that man wobble Ilya it’s what he wants (@shana-rosee)

amazing stuff in the tags, great work everyone 💯💯

[thehumantrampoline]

This is your reminder today that Irene Adler in the original Conan Doyle story is literally not a criminal. She never commits a crime.

[thehumantrampoline]

Nor is she a seductress in any kind of negative or manipulative sense - she has a mutual relationship with a powerful man who then breaks up with her, and afterwards she keeps protection against him in the form of evidence that the relationship existed. She HAS blackmail material, she even waves it at him threateningly because he treated her like shit, but she never even uses it.

Irene Adler is not a thief, femme fatale, or blackmailer. She's just a cool lady that wants to be left alone.

[thehumantrampoline]

@delphi-star You do recall correctly!! She does not give a shit about that man! She's happily married! She tipped him for being a witness at her wedding!

If your Sherlock Holmes adaptation has a character whose identifying qualities are that she is a seductive criminal in love with Holmes, you have created a character that is basically the literal opposite of Irene Adler and you should name her something else.

[tzikeh]

She's also -- and I cannot stress this enough -- from New Jersey. IMO this is the single most important detail missing from all the adaptations -- IRENE ADLER IS FROM NEW JERSEY.

Please just once in my life I would like to see this adapted faithfully it would be the funniest fucking thing ever.

[ravenclairee]

HUDSON WILLIAMS in Seoul, South Korea (via neoncomplex)

[sweetparagonradiance]

Connor repeats with me: im calm im calm im calm😮‍💨

[potatomode]

Pls. do not re-post/reupload or use outside of tumblr without my permission

Target locked 🎯

[boringmenace]

Ilya thinking he’s about to embark on a sexcation only to be bombarded by cutieful Shane Hollander with plans to spend the rest of their lives together which effectively alters Ilya’s brain chemistry to be The Boyfriend of all time is straight up the funniest thing about heated rivalry

[sleepyloon]

Personally i think a flavor of this is that literally up until shane says "i would really like to relax with you, for once," ilya is very much under the impression that he is like, an alpha being dragged to his omega's secret den to be used like a sentient sex doll for 2 weeks and that Shane only wants dick from him and he is "fine with that" and "willing to have whatever shane will give him" until the end of time

Except then shane is like no, this is my comfort place, and now its yours too, and I am so giddy to see you here I cant see straight and yes im a little hard about it but mostly I just want to exist with you with no pretense of running out the door in a few short hours hey by the way dont marry svetlana even for a green card, I have a better idea--

And ilya is so starstruck by this 180 of his expectations from being here to provide orgasms to spending the rest of his life with this man that he loses his grip on himself and says I love you first and then panics but then shane says it back and holds him while he sobs and they can never go back from this

[zot3-flopped]

Honestly if Connor Storrie ever comes out with a public relationship to a man a bunch of Hudcons and especially Mad Marte’s homophobia is gonna come out big time. We’ve already seen signs with the whole Francois ordeal.

It's going to be a huge mess. Marte and the other Hudcons will only approve of him if he's in a relationship with Hudson.

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane who has no real firsthand experience with curls (beyond messing them tf up while fucking ilya) trying to make ilya presentable after sneaking off with him to smooch but who just ??? seems to be making it worse?? oh fuck??

like his memories of hair fixing someone else are his mom finger combing his hair? but that appears?? to be making this worse?? oh god??? wait no?? stop getting frizzier!! be neater!! everyone return to your assigned curl!!

and ilya who COULD be helping is just. letting this happen. no help at all. shane increasingly is just making it worse and more obvious what they've been up to and ilya is just enjoying being pet and watching shane get flustered.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

[neatlymanifolded]

[hr-rep]

(Ilya voice. Pausing mid thrust) Hollander if I go any harder I will break a hip. You would not like me if I break a hip. Yes, OBVIOUSLY, bc I wouldn’t be able to fuck you anymore

[wyatthazy]

[scinnlaece]

He would give up so much more, if he needed to. [...] Ilya reached for his hand and tangled their fingers together. I love you so much. Don't leave me.

Rachel Reid | Heated Rivalry; Chapter Twenty-Seven