okay but with how much ilya loves being a little shit and splashing shane or shaking his hair out close enough to soak shane, i'm CACKLING imagining shane being so smug while sticking close to his mom one day when they're having a family lake day
yuna thinks oh maybe shane is just having a rough time with so many changes happening all at the same time in his life and just needs a little extra love rn and meanwhile every single time she turns away at all shane is behind her back 😈🖕at his husband because the Mom Shield makes him INVINCIBLE
op your tags are a treasure im keeping them
yuna coming back outside just in time to see shane holding ilya in place to shake his hair out on him and ilya spotting her from the corner of his eye and "shane, stop! i said i'm cold!" and yuna "shane, that is not nice."
shane is fucking FURIOUS
cackling about the idea of shane who has only ever known Mom Is Home Base facing the concept of Mom Is Home Base And Also Weapon for the first time and being SO mad about it. no fair!! that's cheating!!!! >:(
also feeling emotional about the idea of ilya getting to play like this again. it's been SO long since he's gotten to have fun in a family dynamic, and as much as he's always joked about being yuna's favorite son, it does feel SO good to know that he's accepted enough to play like this and have her take his side even when he's just using it to fuck with shane. he's absolutely baiting shane when he sits at yuna's feet around the fire pit later, but he also closes his eyes and leans into it when yuna idly smooths his hair back the same way she would for shane.
(meanwhile shane is still SO mad he got got earlier lmao)
bone apple teeth, my children














