Geriatric Fan Girl

[mioxenoblade]

I think more celebrities should assault paparazzi. They deserve it.

[sovietshopaholic]

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

in honor of keanu reeves’ bday here’s those pics of that time he stole a paparazzo’s camera and ran off with it

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[sighinastorm]

This is the Little Tikes Swing-Along Castle.  You know what to do with its Amazon page.

[stream]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[skrotchevo]

[buddy-berry]

aaaAAaaAAAAAaa

[cyberdramon]

Don’t talk to me or my 3 screaming sons ever again

[huffylemon]

happy pride month

[thenatsdorf]

Checking the water temp. (via)

[hatchan]

[jaubaius]

I got 4 and almost died

[dyllpiccle]

Don’t let them bury me as someone I’m not.

[ultraterrestrialstars]

@mysticalstreamsalutations you who sees my soul it comforts me to be seen as I am in this lifetime, in all my shades (when I do die I shall be old and withered and funnier than I am now, just you wait)

[studentlifeproblems]

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[themaninthegreenshirt]

[auldcine]

WILLIAM POWELL and MYRNA LOY in DOUBLE WEDDING (1937)

[anxietyproblem]

[oak23]

We forgot about it

[dickheaddutch]

[valilihapiirakka]

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

[plain-flavoured-english]

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

[peashooter85]

Chinese bronze sword with turquoise studded, gold inlaid rock crystal hilt, Warring States Period, 4th-2nd century BC

from Cardale Auctioneers

[toomanyvocals]

[where-my-sidewalk-ends]

"I know words. I have the best words."

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[boowoomuu]

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

[he-who-ships]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

“Fuck you stop making me say how much I love you.”