silly af

incomprehensible nonsense

[melodicayet]

I’m scared that some day people will notice that I don’t feel what I’m supposed to feel

[melodicayet]

I love my shitty apartment. One of my good friends just moved out and this dump won’t be the same without her.

[melodicayet]

just me and haruki murakami under the mercury vapor lamp

[melodicayet]

if i get a boob job will i be artificial intelligence

[melodicayet]

just thought about onions and started crying

[melodicayet]

just me and the smokestacks

[achesspiece]

the 3ds wants you to hack her. she is begging, folded over on her knees, for you to take advantage of her weak security and unlock her full potential. please. do it for her. it's actually pretty easy, and you'll have fun too

[bulldyke-rider-deactivated20251]

"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"

So irrelevant. Do you want it?

[melodicayet]

just me n my oil rig

[melodicayet]

one of my coworkers got a ticket for going 90 in a 25. i don’t think i’ve ever even gone 90

[beholdingslut]

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

[beholdingslut]

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

[caracalliope]

his descriptions were extremely on-point, and frankly inspiring when writing a hurt/comfort scene

Instagram poets could never!

[lobautumny]

For those who want it, here is the entire list:

Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.

[spelldealer]

brutalist candy cane

[melodicayet]

big year for holidays

[melodicayet]

it smells like outside in here

[melodicayet]

i prefer gold but i always wear silver jewelry because i like an underdog

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[melodicayet]

one thing i love about this town is that there are fireworks every night. i don’t know where they’re getting them from or how the firework store hasn’t run out of stock but every night there’s fireworks. and don’t get me started on saturday nights!!! sometimes they’re gunshots but that’s only every once in a while.