Install Handle to Get a Grip

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[krispykookies]

what billy joel song you should listen to based on your current struggle, by me (a self proclaimed billy joel expert and life advice giver)

you want the freedom and agency to make your own mistakes, but people in your life constantly try to convince you to do things their way - "My Life"

you're disillusioned with success after watching the hardest working people in your life fail, and you long for a way to break free from the status quo and define your own happiness - "Movin' Out"

there are so many things you want to do in life and you're terrified you'll never have enough time to do them all - "Vienna"

your girlfriend's a bitch and you love her so much - "She's Always a Woman"

you struggle to get close to people because you're afraid that showing others the worst parts of you will drive them away / you're frequently blindsided by the unpredictability of those around you - "The Stranger"

you're just so sad - "And So It Goes"

[belmasworld]

[segamascott]

there is other things too there's zoo tycoon

[belmasworld]

[segamascott]

there is other things too there's zoo tycoon

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[depsidase]

[mudwerks]

(via Fugazi - Waiting Room (1989)

[meto4]

she's considering

[hagenlastkiss]

Jimi Hendrix (Playing a black 1956 Gibson Les Paul Custom) at The Fillmore East, NYC, 1968

📷 Elliot Landy via MHG

[vibribbonpsx]

plug in, tune in, and jack off or whatever it was terrence mckenna said

[bunnygirlbree]

There’d be a lot less evil in the world if more people could experience an autistic bunnygirl stimming and hopping on it

[rynchoso]

Rôtissoire is objectively the best name

[certifieddragonenjoyer]

Love that ck3 lets me be ace. No time for sex the pope gave me a claim to the entire fucking byzantine empire we gotta beef up the armies

[lecanerd]

The Fenian cycle but its in West Virginia: Finn Cool defeats the great and terrible Ayleen in the sacred hollows of the mountains with the magical enchanted spear known as "The ol' Reliable"

[lecanerd]

The Monastic Hobotramp Order, or the Hobotramps, are a religious sect in the remnants of the old American Empire. Known for their itinerant nature, they search across the lands for the mythical big rock candy mountain. They are said to be founded by Grandmaster James Eads How. (Also im gonna start posting here more cause twitter fucking sucks and thinks im a bot lmao)

[jarfieid]

When CK3 takes 10 minutes to boot up just to immediately crash

(and yes I made this while waiting for it to boot up again)

[lecanerd]

in the lands of Maine, there is a peculiar practice of taking care of certain lobsters for generations, as they view them as avatars of the Great Old Ones. One certain lobster by the name of "Old Mother Claws" is said to be an avatar of Catolou and is almost half a millennia old.