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Canadians answer extremely honestly: are my Canada jokes/posts actually funny and or entertaining to you

yes<3

No👎

infifi i dont care about canada i wanna have hot passionate gay sex with you

Voting ended onDec 20, 2023

need my beautiful canadian warriors to come together 4 me on this one🥺🙏

#poll #canada #JAJAWRVTRFYB4RTUD5U

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Galesburg grabber is knee high converse

STOP IT, because i drew him as a beautiful scemo girl for a warmup a little bit ago but i didnt poast her + shes been on my mind as of late............... 😛

#asks #anon #albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #i should draw that one thing ive been thinking hehe ... snirks 😼#think about the fucking belt conbos tho dude like seriously omg. its perfect ..... SHE WAS BORN IN THE WRONG ERA....!!!!!!!!!#im.giggling

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warmup of the grabber if she was a beautiful woman and scemo💖

#of course youre a beautiful woman with he/they pronouns...#albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #the black phone #hastag hoemer #im giggling hey girl ............. 😋#fml bro my kidnappers blasting peirce the veil in the back of her van i dont think im gonna make it ........... 😢#this is a redraw of the og lol i wanted to draw her again but also the first one was kinda sloppy 😛

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also some bullshit from last night

#albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #the black phone #hastag hoemer #ooooooo im the ram....... The Ram 🐏#were multiplying the mask combos as we speak ☝️

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i draw all my fav problematic little freeks the exact same

#willie fnafton #albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #fnaf #the black phone #hastag hoemer #this is only vaguely height accurate and i didnt do it on purpose lol. but albert is exactly one foot shorter than william.#i just think thats funny<3 #shout out to that one person who keeps asking for william afton x grabber fanart btw im edging you w this rn hai 😛 LOL #ms paint #lets all have curly hair and wear glasses

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sick fucking animal character arte.... for something

#always drawing this guy i hate him. not funny #albert shaw #wish i had a better tag for him #the galesburg grabber #<- shes like a personal character tag 2 me caus literally nobody uses this tag but me but also if i dont tag his name ill cry #the black phone #hastag hoemer #put your clothes on and get out of my house #guy who is constantly taking allergy meds and sniffling and whimpering for no reason #stop........ ....... . ...................................... ........

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keep forgetting i drew these a while ago 😛

#albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #the black phone #ms paint #hastag hoemer #whatever........ my shitty fucking grabber. .. sniffles #*caresses grated window* i remember when i was Free ...#sorry the kids writing gets me every time its bad. .. cant resist #lets all read the black phone 2004 short story by joe hill out loud together and weep 😁#also this is the closest i will ever get to drawing ethan hawke besides that one time ☝️#the file for the last one is called 'ethanhawkesome' lmao

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52 year old reddit boyfriend

#albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #the black phone #hastag hoemer #greatest pedophile in fiction i laughed sorry ........ *trying to make a straight face* disrespectful as shit .. LOL #every time i look at him i smile and laugh like a chimp planning to violently maul and kill the new zoo employee #i like almost never draw him smiling outside of his stupid getup for no reason; i dont think he should experience joy or beauty but i do-#think hes smiling and giggling to himself a lot #lol

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Whos the 7 foot tall rotting corpse in the relationship? 🤔

holiday card from the most annoying couple you know 🤢... i fucked up drawing the original thing i wanted so i ended up loosely redrawing that one springtrapXmatpat pregnancy edit. thought it was funny, i regret nothing<3

#albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #springtrap #willie fnafton #the black phone #fnaf #hastag hoemer #i firmly believe in every possible mpreg scenario Albert is the one getting pregnant every single time without fail.#i dont even think his fertility is good it just happens #lol #that one anon that keeps asking for william x grabber arte come get ur food 😋#heres how necrophile Albert can still win ... ☝️

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The Magician (pt.1)

#fuck idk how to tag this one haha #albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #the grabber #ig ... his demonsona 💖#lol #the black phone #hastag hoemer #wanted to post the two peices i planned together but im tired #pt 2 will be Al based on the card tho... 😋#i rlly dig how this one came out

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sorry that this is unironically how i draw him,,

#albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #the black phone #hastag hoemer #the effeminate sex offender would like to instant message you ☝️

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a day out in town w these ladies .... yowza! 😋

#they are ordering a cheeseburger and a strawberry milkshake :3 #longlegs #albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #crying. can they hold hands and skip around #lets have shoulder length hair cute makeup and be associated w satanic imagery together 🫶

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My horrible disgusting little freek💖

5'8", Double D's, kills people, can do a funny card trick, would be on multiple watch lists if they existed at the time, what more could you want in a man............ 😍

the overwhelming Ethan Hawke supremacy in the black phone fandom is ruining my Albert hating game a little bit i wont lie, i want nothing more than to insult him and write scathing captions for my fanart but its not even fun to bash my effeminate pervert when theres ten million gifsets of mr Hawke with the sweating jerking off emojis. every fic is about that ugly real life man. it makes me sick, everyone needs to get more bookpilled soon so i can go back to hating Albert effectively, Thank You <3

#i laughed #albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #the grabber #the black phone #hastag hoemer #blood #tbp fandom is uniquely torturous to me specifically as a guy who does not like actors just generally. which wouldn't even be a problem if #-tbp was just the movies i could get over it then but its not theres the beautiful short story also that nobody talks about im crying 😢 lol #no i dont literally hate people for poasting ethan hawke lmao i just dont want to see him. can we do something else .... giggling #film grabber character design isnt even good ill stand by this though anyone who says otherwise youre literally just lying he doesnt look #-good. and NO Its not because of the 70's fashion or the masks. he doesnt have any impactful aura he looks far too normal #“but the realism” is such a copout also having a dude where a funky outfit isnt unrealistic youre just lame #hes not even trying to fit in also have you seen the shit he wears while kidnapping little boys???????? are you fucking forreal.#im so glad the one interesting outfit he wore was on-screen for 2.5 milliseconds #the blue striped jacket was cute but thats it. sorry for the black shirt red turtleneck or whatever the fuck hes wearing(???) enjoyers out #there but it just doesnt cut it ...........#hes not even a slasher stop calling him a slasher also i think two people do this but he doesnt even actively kill anyone in the two entire #movies hes in no the dream sequences dont count be real w me for a moment. Okay #but thats just my onion 🧅 :3

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How i pull up to the child kidnapping convention ✌️😝✌️

they shouldve let him queen the fuck out .........

#albert shaw #the grabber #the galesburg grabber #the black phone #showing my ass in a pure and beautiful way ..... 😁#whatever. save me middle aged nonbinary serial killer ................ *feels around for him blindly on the floor*#im laughing sorry. ermmm is this your character?????? *serves you a dish that is completely unrecognizable* its my favourite............. 😊#its the Galesburg Special ☝️🤓#takes everything within me not to say ethan hawke if he was awesome every time not even in a hater way just my kneejerk reaction.#what if the world was Puppies and Kittens and Rainbows........ what then huh??#am i a bad person if i want to see Albert Shaw fat with large breasts and in a cute outfit. comment below #OKAY STOP IM GIGGLING GET OUT OF THE TAGS !!!!!!!!!!!#press poast button 👉

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a romantic moodboard between the Grabber/Albert Shaw from the Black Phone movie x William Afton/Springtrap from the FNAF movie, with themes or horror with a red and purple color scheme

Requested by:anon

-mod rapunzel

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*waving around a big sign that says i DON'T have a type!!!!!!!*

addicted to drawing portraits of weird nerds,,

#albert shaw #the grabber #the galesburg grabber #willie fnafton #fnaf #the black phone #blood #not even funny i genuinely draw all my favs the exact same WHATEVER !!!!#RIP Albert Shaw you wouldve loved freddy fazbears pizza .......#lol #what if they met sometime in the 60s and a had a beautiful fling and never saw each other again.........#my awesome crackship that i take completely seriously 💖#the darkest pit of hell has opened for US💒#hastag hoemer

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i need a beautiful fat boy to come kick me in the head

all i do is draw The Character really small and weird ,,,

#albert shaw #the galesburg grabber #the grabber #hastag hoemer #the black phone #everyone clap and cheer for coldbert 🧊👐🪓#i need to draw a fullbody of the snowsuit design i think its cute... he has like 5 different appearances in my au i like the idea of him #-changing his appearence a lot in the different dreamscapes 😋#also demonsona mention cant get enough of this guy <3 #lets all draw the character at weird angles forever 🫴#also i need to see him in more funky patterns desperately im on my hands and knees #still mad they gave Max the weird pattern shit and not Al ill hurt someone ill do it <- lol #everyone listen to girls on film duran duran my final message. goodb ye #keep forgetting the bp2 tag #black phone 2

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