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• melly • they/she/he • old af • cat lover • internet addict • nerdish type human •

[softwaring]

[miriunasaka]

the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all / january 2027

[smilepre]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[excusemewhileiplaykh]

Days encapsulates starting a new job so well. The boss is incomprehensible. Everyone either hates you or ignores you except for one older coworker that takes you under their wing. No one gets your name right. They make you try to kill one of the only coworkers you like. Mickey Mouse is there.

[sailorsenshigifs]

[moonlightsdreaming]

[correctopinionhaver]

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

[enchantedbook]

Art by Emmi Riikka

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[emmyornot]

Château du Haut-Koenigsbourg

Alsace

[melrific]

had to make phone calls like an adult today. v scary. 0/10 experience.

[blackeneddeatheye]

[melrific]

me telling my mom about the books i read:

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols