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VOLTRON I NEED HELP!!!

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE FANART OF LANCE LAYING ON THE GROUND WITH A BAG OF BUGLES AND THEYRE ON HIS FINGERS AND HES CRYING AND ONE OF THE OTHER PALADINS ARE IN THE DOORWAY AND LANCE SAYS “DO YOU EVER JUST GET SAD”

LIKE I REALLY NEED IT

ITS BEEN SENT TO ME BY AN ANGEL

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no better than a 4yo, my favorite animal is me after a bowl of ice cream (too much) and too much soda (it’s like i’m high)

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every lesbian is a gynecologist but not every gynecologist is a lesbian

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the other day i dreamt i was arguing trans rights with donald trump. and i was like if more people had all the information they could make their choices based on that rather than a fad or a trend as many “fear”. and he said: that makes sense but im going to ban it anyway. and i almost punched the president

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keith at some point, probably: college is not about getting good grades. it’s about knowing which bathrooms are usually empty when ur tummy hurts.

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not to be like a human on here but i’m going thru it and i rly want to vent to my friends who know the situations but they’re either being weird or also going thru it so i just feel like crying ._.

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thinking abt doomed jegulus:

when harry is in the cave and comes out of the water, he pulls something out with him. cold and coughing up the water in his lungs he’s not all that aware of who’s grabbing at his robes. that is until he hears, “james? james, thank merlin. i know how to stop all of this. I can take it all back”

harry manages to sit up and stare at the face right out of the portraits at 12 Grimmauld Place. a pale, soaked, trembling version, clutching at his shoulders.

“i’m not james, im his son, harry.”

regulus freezes searches his face, stops on his glasses. “oh, lily. oh james.”

regulus’s voice cracked over his fathers name. “where are they? why are you here?”

he finally sees Dumbledore unconscious by the bowl. the scar on harry’s forehead.

“they died. when i was just a baby.” harry is searching this man’s face for a clue.

regulus shakes his head, turns away and retches. mumbling words too low to hear.

he only stops when dumbledore stirs and then he goes at him angry, “how could you bring a child to this place” (but that’s another story)

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2 out of 3 of the pretty girls bfs i know are ugly.

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tmi post: (body/female body things)

my coworker: /youre/ wet

me: yeah i am

internally: how did they know it was a slime day

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Klance Club Thought

okay so basically klance clubs together and they flirt with everyone and chat with everyone and dance together and flirt together and finesse drinks from people cuz who pays them? and its fun its casual. and then one night keith is a bit drunker than lance, and he kisses him, not for the first time. up against the wall, hands on his hips, feeling him and pulling him and just, horny makeout shit. and lance pulls back and just goes "oh, you like me like me" and keith goes "was that not established already"

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honestly the least the writers could have done after fukcibg up shadam is having shiro marry someone he actually had screen time/some relationship with, aka matt (downloaded the pic from pinterest)

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2025 klance head cannon:

lances family is super catholic and they’re devastated at pope francis death and keith wants to be supportive but he was not raised with religion and doesn’t know what to do:

keith: *elbowing lance gently* so, big week for catholicism eh?

lance, head in hands: *slowly drops hands looks up real slow* w h a t ?

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clear day was funny in its own right but you’re telling me there were no dances? in space? no worship of movement? no evening where the paladins laughed around the fire watching Lance trip over his long legs to learn a new dance? While keith hid his smile behind his hand?? Where lance started humming a song from home and teaching their hosts the bachata or the salsa?? where he pulls keith to his feet to help him demonstrate????

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“how’s the hwk going”

great! i added 175 pins to my pinterest boards and my klance head canon is doing numbers on tumblr

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lance head cannon:

cuddly sleeper. clingy sleepy.

at parties when it’s late you’ll find him sleeping on hunks shoulder while hunk is mid convo with pidge. sleeping on pidge’s thigh while they’re gaming. he’s half awake and mumbling to stay in the conversations.

keith gets says he’s being stubborn or faking but 10/10 times he’s the one voluntarily carrying lance to bed.

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they let mark twain write “it was the best of times it was the worst of times [etc…]” but i can’t say that there’s “pretended righteousness” in the eyes of the lesbian hunting church cleric ???? tracy cmon