How do you do it Melty? How do YOU be such a funny fellow?
tragedy and comedy are two sides of the same coin and my face is the mint

shark vs the universe
dirt enthusiast
YOU ARE THE REASON

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things
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Three Goblin Art

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Cosmic Funnies
Jules of Nature

Product Placement

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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How do you do it Melty? How do YOU be such a funny fellow?
tragedy and comedy are two sides of the same coin and my face is the mint
squeezes him like a stress toy
i hope the homestuck anime gets a million investors and then production goes completely sideways in a new unprecedented way. i hope it runs a thousand seasons and they're all terrible. i hope it stays dark forever. i hope the worst isn't over, and i hope you blink before i do. i hope i never get sober.
I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.
Can I also get in on the part where the doctor patiently bears with me as I scream the entire time and then gives me some spray cheese on a tongue depressor?
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Being told that you are a Brave Lady, Clever Little Man, or Sweet Baby for just sitting still
Getting your toenails clipped while you are here
i love this stupid clown
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i have to collect all my favorite frames to look at at work because it has been a while since ive gotten this into something as a fan
i love this stupid clown
every day im tempted to just make a shitpost blog to get my weird out just wring it out on the floor
You're telling me this blog ain't already an elaborate shitpost?
i am a shitpost but my blog is allegedly art centric
hiiiiiiiii /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ฅ
HAAAAAIIIII
Yo you want some brainworms? Check out "This game ends in 205 clicks." Very short VN that i think is up your alley
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every day im tempted to just make a shitpost blog to get my weird out just wring it out on the floor
The power of friendship is equal to the torque of friendship multiplied by the angular velocity of friendship.
Friendship is rotary?
Friendship exists in both linear and rotational varieties (e.g. a circle of friends). For linear friendship, the Power of Friendship is the simpler Force of Friendship scalar multiplied (dot product) with the velocity of friendship, as seen in a straight-line Sonic Rainboom effect. While rotational friendship still uses a scalar product, it's trickier given that the direction of both the Torque of Friendship and the Angular Velocity of Friendship require use of the right hand rule, which can be challenging for ponies.
I think the fact that friends and their interests are revolving into and out of my life means that actually, the power of friendship is related to the rate of shaft work we have with each other.
dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?
make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace
get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.
hiiiii jerm
hiii julip hows your tumbling
Were you up-to-date on your Yuri classes during Yuri day???
You better of not been caught lacking my good g.
i study yuri like the ancient astrologists map the sky you dont KNOW SHIT if you think i was not STUDYONG YURI
it is going to be really hard to beat vivziepop making a homestuck cartoon starring toby fox as the single funniest thing to happen in the history of the world
the teaser got me a lil hyped
i fucking forgot tumblr again sorry im terrible at posting online most of the time HAJDJSKS