Hello.

I'm Melissa.

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[sweetcharity-archive-deactivate]

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

[mxfrizzle-deactivated20190807]

me @ dinner parties

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

Does anyone else sit back and think about how Danny DeVito, an acclaimed A list celebrity, has been on an underground sitcom singing about paying a troll toll to get into a boy’s hole for 11 years

[emptycinema]

Fight me if you don’t think this is the best moment of any lipsync ever

[wildplantts]

This is still so funny to me

[goodreadss]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it hurts but whatever

[velvettmatte]

[ferociouslys]

someone: why do you read so much soulmate shit it’s cheesy 

me internally: uhh probably because i’m obsessed with the idea of unconditional love and someone who won’t abandon me. the idea that i am destined for love and therefore inherently lovable means more to me than i can express with words, and compounded with the idea of someone who will love me forever, the concept of soulmates truly appeal to the (large) part of me that makes me feel that i’m going to die alone

me aloud: i just think it’s neat

[nevver]

Calvin and Hobbes, IG : itsPeteski

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

no, it’s wasps

[dowereallyneedthis]

[melwbb]

tonight was wild

[jesus-san]

[really-shit]

Human-scape, Woojin Chang

Also titled “Shapes of Desire”, these intricate works from the Seoul-born artist depict landscapes constructed solely with the use of the human form.

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

[sarahcamerons]

John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show

[sunsetquotes]

“Maybe you weren’t the one for me, but deep down I wanted you to be.”

— Khalid; Coaster

[welcometoyouredoom]