Your Uncle Petunio

26, he/him. Miscellaney and occasional sketches from a guy who still thinks indefinite articles are hilarious. Mainly Muppets/Marvel/Nintendo/Spooky/Cartoons. Check out DAILYFANTASTIC for my Marvel blog.

[retrogamingblog]

Region Stickers released by the Pokemon Center

[fawltytitties]

[nightmarepublicaccess]

“I’ll let my body confess the names that I can’t express. Yes, it’s time for the dream ballet!” | Unraveled Live

[id: Seven gifs of Brian David Gilbert & Pat Gill. Brian is a thin, pale man with long floppy brown hair and circular glasses. He is wearing a floral dress shirt and bright blue dress pants. Pat is a thin, pale man with chin-length dark brown hair. He is wearing a jean jacket, white shirt, and black pants. In all seven gifs, Brian and Pat do a synchronized dance together onstage during Unraveled Live. In the fifth gif, Brian ducks down and Pat grabs him around the middle, picking him up and spinning him in a circle. After he sets Brian back down, he somersaults away]

[meglm]

Unraveled is out today

so Here is a drawing of two dance masters

[knifefightscene]

i have never watch riverdale in my life but this out of context screenshots are why we need to oppresse riverdale fans (x)

[warframe]

little known fact but riverdale was actually made by filming a train wreck at 10000 frames per second and passing it through an image generator

[transpeterafterdark]

Some of you have never known the epic highs and lows of high-school football and it shows 

[hirespokemon]

1996 (perhaps 1995?), Imposter Professor Oak by Ken Sugimori, for the Base set Pokémon trading card Impostor Professor Oak にせオーキドはかせ

[tredlocity]

Dark Oak will tell you to ride your bike indoors

[krakenfinsoup]

dark arbok part of a project to do my own versions of the team rocket pokemon tcg set

[dajo42]

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead

[dajo42]

There’s a whole fucking room in the castle that’s just a long corridor with a portrait of bowser at the end. There’s another specifically designed to be a trick of perspective so you run towards a portrait of a goomba that looks like it’s right in front of you but it’s actually far away and huge. There’s a room filled with paintings and then a mirror wall so you can like, see the paintings reflected, I guess?

Princess Peach just has a bizarre series of magical art installations and that’s her house

[dajo42]

Like she LIVES there. That’s her HOUSE. She was like “hey toadsworth can we have a giant grandfather clock that if you jump at it it takes you to a magical world inside the clock but depending on what time you jump in the moving parts of the magic clock world will be faster or slower” and toadsworth was like “k lol” in her HOUSE

[dajo42]

What I’m saying is Princess Peach is a fucking legend

[eloneth]

Boys and their pets.

[niuttuc]

This is so good and pure!

[gloomdocwife]

War of the Spark (2019)

[marianhalcombes]

high key the best zinger ever aired on television 

[godzillasflyingpizza]

oH MY GOD THAT’S MY FUCKING COUSIN

fuckin. Cousin Joel. ugh

you know what’s the worst thing? he honestly just plays himself. he never acts. he just plays himself. the only ppl in the family who think he’s funny are the ones who’re married into it (and my older sis, for some reason. but she believes what she reads in think pieces, so)

oh shit dang did i forget to tell you guys that joel mchale is my second cousin? his mom Laurie and my mom Sue are first cousins. 

i just. do NOT LIKE cousin joel

what i am saying here is that this joke gets even funnier when you’ve met Cousin Joel

[jimhensonreject]

Happy April Fool’s here’s someone extremely personally calling out their cousin Joel McHale

[nelsonhernandez-0607]

Amara Juliana Olivians-Aquilla / M A G M A

Look of Powerset re-Imagined. Not the biggest Magma fan. I like when Claremont wrote her. 

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

[marveledits]

[wongfuavatar]

I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most

[pokemondiamondversion]

giovanni wrote this

[moonlightingcurse]

sorry but this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[felixferne]

it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”

[randomslasher]

Without the caption those weeks would still have been ahead of me