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driver/grace 🚗🌠
The way of the househusband AU where after being found bloody by Grace and healed by him, Driver fall for the teacher and his endless funfacts. He decided to end his shaddy activities and stayed with him as his househusband
if binghe had just been an angry crier then jinlan city would have been resolved so fast. he tries to threaten sqq but his voice cracks on a sob and sqq crumples like a wet napkin at lightspeed
A lot of my vegetarian friends don’t get why I still eat meat even though I mostly eat vegetarian with just occasional meat when left to my own devices and at the end of the day it’s because I just don’t have the same moral issues involved with killing animals that they do.
Yes I love animals. I don’t love them because they’re cute and I feel bad for killing them though. I love them as part of the broader ecosystem. I respect them. Probably more than they respect me, because at the end of the day I know that a chicken wouldn’t hesitate to eat me if it had the means and I don’t see why I shouldn’t strike first.
had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice
He said no way 🥹
I was asked for more Joyboy art, so here's... something? *lol*
"Made with the help of ai" here is fascinating. Why'd it take a picture of young thug that's a well known meme? Also why'd it make them white? Who saw this and went "yep, this really screams «high quality journalism»"
New local scandal is an old woman who will walk down to her mailbox in her robe, then, when no cars are driving by, lay down next to her mailbox as if she’s fallen or been hit by a car. Tourists will stop, help her up, and walk her to her house. Then, after they leave, she’ll repeat this until she’s bored with it.
Her neighbors have called the cops a bunch but have been told that it’s not illegal to fake being an old lady in peril so soft-hearted tourists or newcomers are nice to you. One of the neighbors sometimes yells “oh, get up, Lois!” at her. But overall local sentiment is that this is at least somewhat enviable levels of not giving a fuck.
I keep seeing people saying that peter and frank have a "father/son dynamic" or a "uncle/nephew dynamic" but you are all wrong. They have the dynamic of the older coworker that you are way to close with when you're in your 20s. We've all had that coworker. Thats your best friend kinda. But it only works in a work setting
Baby Killer refers to US Soldiers and not to women who get abortions, if I ever insult baby killers, know that I am insulting the troops
It's literally stolen valor
That woman didn't spend months in Vietnam shooting babies with her rifle, the troops did that
.one hundred and twenty
shane and ilya probably stick to a very similar sleeping schedule during the season, but i feel like shane starts getting ready for bed probably a little earlier than ilya because he likes sitting in bed and reading
and i'm laughing about ilya feeling absolutely BETRAYED the first time anya hops off of his lap to trot after shane up to their room
his OWN DAUGHTER-
ilya, she just likes our bed and knows i'm going up
-TO BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS, AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE-
dude, you could also just come upstairs if you're that fucking bothered about it
-NO LOYALTY IN THIS HOUSE. NONE. ALL AROUND HIM ARE TRAITORS-
you could doomscroll on your phone upstairs if you want, ilya. you're the one choosing to hang out on the couch. c'mon, anya.
Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by
The aliens are like wait you can write and I’m like yeah I can talk too and they’re like why didn’t you say something sooner and I’m like well I figured you wouldn’t let me go since you’re clearly willing to kidnap a sapient being so I’m just taking revenge by making your toddlers more annoying
The aliens are like we didn’t know humans were sapient and I’m like did you miss all of that human civilization literally everywhere and they’re like what and I’m like look at the planet at night and they’re like holy fuck those lights are people we’ve been trapping and releasing people and meanwhile I’ve returned to writing swear words on the glass with my little alien sharpie
Meanwhile as a result of my missing persons case a strange series of events leads to a teenage fan of a true crime podcast unearthing the first credible evidence of alien abductions
I love the headcanon that Shane, when he's really drunk, is a runner (kudos to whoever came up with it).
It doesn't happen often (his Canadian Boyscout Golden Boy of Hockey image is in tact) but there's at least one YouTube compilation. And it's just ordinary people filming insta stories or videos with their friends. And suddenly whoosh Shane Hollander flies past them. Followed closely by Hayden and/or JJ sprinting after him shouting his name.
And over the years more of these videos pop up. Only now they also include Ilya. Wyatt. Troy. On one notable occasion even Scott because he's the only one who knows his way around New York's streets.
The first time Hayden shows up to a club in sneakers Ilya teases him about it but boy does he reget his words when he chases down a drunk Shane four hours later, Hayden already a couple of steps ahead.
Main reason why Berk snows 9 months of the year.
Matt needs to stop being so goddamn funny
