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You know what Iâm changing my name on websites bc I hate it and Iâve had enough of this shit
yesterday i found out phan is real. today it solidified in my head that phan is real. i was oblivious for FOUR FUCKING YEARS. theyâre good, but their 2009-2010 selves fucked them over.
8 years later theyâve confirmed it
Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
My dog died today. She saved me in many ways and Iâll miss her forever.
Watching an old video about conjoined twins and the opening line was âcould Lori and Reba add anything to our understanding of twins beyond the vicarious appeal of a freak show?â
Listening to American Idiot on repeat bc youâre all a bunch of idiots x
Emilyâs Follower Appreciation Event đˇ ⤡ đ I GOT YOU: a f.r.i.e.n.d.s playlist
when colors turn to shades of grey with the weight of the world at the end of the day, oh, what would I do without you?
for @userlaylivia âĄÂ playlist / songs â
You shouldnât be allowed to enjoy moo deng content if you eat meat
people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
Verbally abused at work by an 11 year old yay yes then
i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY
bunny is still there and apparently hasn't been adopted because she's very skittish and shy but so AM I
i assume they don't put cats on layaway but i might go this weekend to see if i can say hi, at least. and then bring her home on, like, june 5th when i'm all moved and settled if she's still there.
bunny 1.5 years and a few pounds later
george forgets which neopronouns his partner uses. elaine starts dating a guy with her birthname, and discovers his birthname is elaine. jerry takes newmanâs comment that he isnt âreallyâ butch because he uses bath salts to heart. an ominous horoscope drives kramer to audition for rupaulâs drag race.
JERRY: Well, maybe itâs any pronouns.
GEORGE: No, Jerry, itâs not any pronouns! Iâd know if it was any pronouns! If they used any pronouns, I wouldâve defaulted to âsheâ by now!
JERRY: Yeah, you would have, wouldnât you.
(LAUGH TRACK)
GEORGE: Look, Jerry, please, you gotta help me. Theyâre gonna be here in less than ten minutes, just ask them while Iâm in the room. Ten seconds, over and done with. Please.
JERRY: You want me to ask for pronouns?
GEORGE: (FALLS UPON KNEES) JERRY IâM BEGGINâ YOU!
JERRY: âŚTell me I look butch.
GEORGE: WHAT?
JERRY: You heard me. Tell me. I look. Butch.
GEORGE: Jerry, I - I canât -
JERRY: See, you hesitated! What is it? Is it the shirt, the hair -
GEORGE: Jerry please, we donât have time for this! JERRY: Ten seconds to ask your new partner what their pronouns are, and you canât spare any time to tell me what about me passes as femme? GEORGE: âŚThe deodorant is a bit much, I mean, peach-scented deodorant -
JERRY: I KNEW it!
(KRAMER enters through the front door, dressed in nothing but a bra, flesh-colored leggings and a long, blonde wig) KRAMER: Do either of you have any spirit gum? Itâs kind of an emergency!
KRAMER: You know I hate to intrude, but uh, what kind of pronouns would you mind me using for you?
(Both JERRY and GEORGE turn discreetly to listen) BRICK: Oh, thank you for asking! Any pronouns are fine!
GEORGE: AAAGH!
(GEORGE stumbles to the floor.)
why is everyone calling themselves delusional and delululu
all i need
2020
i think about this bit a lot
Source: Cunk on Earth, Season 1 Episode 4