I'm convinced this is hell, I died in 2012

If you took all the veins and arteries in your body and lied them end to end on the floor you would die.

[macarbe]

[misophonie]

goodbye.

[godisafujoshi]

This transcends language

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[kupalinka6]

i needed to connect the two posts. these are @throwupgirl’s tags.

[manicpixieshitpost]

I’m so happy to see one of my favorite posts back

[memelimbo]

[rnismatch]

its time to take the turkey out of the oven. its done now.

[junglefan2]

et voila

Chef i think something terrible has happened

[rnismatch]

Yes I see the problem here is you cooked the wrong turkey because instead of a regular turkey you cooked the turkey of darkness and you are fired

[depsidase]

[mens-rights-activia]

[livorwort]

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

[mens-rights-activia]

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

[chronicgroggyconfusion-deactiva]

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

[mens-rights-activia]

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

[bonequest]

[depsidase]

[technofeudalism]

[amerlcanteenager]

[bastion-of-love]

You absolute fool. My Jerking Authority is 40

[amerlcanteenager]

[bastion-of-love]

You absolute fool. My Jerking Authority is 40

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[vampire-connoisseur]

TIP:

This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,

DON'T

get them a houseplant. DO NOT.

instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR

POT.

that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!

they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.

HOUSEPLANT:

- they already have so many

- needs to be watered

- takes up window space

- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money

- can die

AESTHETIC POT

- lets them care for an existing plant they own

- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home

- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant

- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere

[muffinlance]

I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST

Pro Tip: look at the sizes they currently have, and get ones just slightly larger. Repotting time WOO!