Hey, hi, hello, welcome. This is my cool main blog of cool stuff, so I don't accidentally reblog to my art account @c0rnart, or one of my story lore accounts @root-of-theseus
I queue a lot of stuff, and might tag the posts later. Fair thee warning all who enter here. Sometimes it gets a bit suggestive. But minors should shoo anyways. Off with you. Git.
Wanna read a wip Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fic I'm working on? Check out Sandstorms & Stardust
The rest of this used to be a pain to scroll through, so readmore time.
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Let's start off with the basics...
Name: ⬖.exe/Exe (friends call me Corn)
Gender: They/He/One/Virus/Thing (Genderfluid)
Sexuality: Demisexual/Objectum/Polyamorous
Languages: 🇬🇧/🇸🇪/🇩🇪/🇲🇽 (most to least proficent)
Occupation: Multimedia Artist, Ergodic Writer, Professional Idiot
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Currently working on: Book series titled Root of Theseus (tag: #RoT for short) - a political romance with the main characters a nonbinary huldra and a robot trying to fix their world as well as themselves. More info on the blog @root-of-theseus
A fanfiction rewriting JJBA's Stardust Crusaders called Sandstorms & Stardust
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Relationship status: I'm married to @drsp00n whom I met on tumblr over a decade ago. His blog is kind of an enigma, but he's the love of my life.
I have a few fictional others: P03 from Inscryption, Kujo Jotaro from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and Itou Kaiji from Kaiji Ultimate Survivor. I talk about them on a different blog which is for adults only. If you want to know where that is, send an ask.
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Misc: I'm a bit shy and very old school, so I don't talk to others much or tag people, if you get a like from me chances are it'll be queued for later. I also like to speak my mind in the tags. DMs may be open, but if I'm offline that usually means that I'm working on stuff. If you're here from my AO3, from wplace, or from bluesky, welcome to the mess that is my life and blog. Feel free to scroll with this in the background.
I don't care about shipping discourse, however, if you're gonna harass anyone for whatever reason, you can fuck right off. I'm 100% serious. Grow up, fiction isn't endorsement and thoughts aren't indicative of morals. You're just making people with OCD and similar mental illnesses worse off. Go after actual predators instead of thought policing indie creators.
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Interests include://
Dark Surrealism, Art History (Traditional, Digital, Pixel, Sculptural, Photography, etc.), Old Technology (Hardware, Software, and everything in between), Swedish Language & Culture, Norse Paganism, Cicadas/Spiders, Cats/Moles/Mustelids, Virology (digital and physical), Plague Doctors, Anti genAI and related cryptobro ventures, Disability Rights and Acceptance, Grunge/Punk Fashion, Biblically Accurate Angels/Daemons, and ofc memes.
Fandom Related Subject Matter://
FKMT/Kaiji Ultimate Survivor, Suda51 Games, JJBA, Pokémon (Gen 4 specifically), Inscryption, Lisa RPG (Hopeful/Hopeless/Pointless), Neopets, Garfield, practically any indie game ever. You should see my blorbos, they're all terrible and pathetic and squishy and silly but I love them all dearly.
Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.
one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?
WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.
thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!
TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.
I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes
