Boblet's Cerebral Discharge

Terminally single, British twenty something. Loves pooches, RuPaul's Drag Race (who doesn't, right?!) films, video games (easy ones that I actually have a slim chance of clocking) and my bed. All opinions my own - unless they are found to be offensive, in which case I place the blame squarely with my medication.

[everythingfox]

The best asmr

(via)

[mememyselfandanimals]

If ASMR stands for "Ah Shit, Made me need a wee Real bad" then yes, this is ASMR

[everythingfox]

“We recently gave our tortoise (the biggest) to a friend. She had a couple others and we thought it would be a better environment for him. She sent this video to us today. The three of them are now the best pals, and always walk around like this. <3”

(Source)

[mememyselfandanimals]

They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.

[catchymemes]

[mememyselfandanimals]

lol

[depsidase]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mememyselfandanimals]

Big rel8

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[brightlotusmoon]

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

[spooniestrong]

Straws aren’t killing the planet, its animals, or people. They’re a microscopic fraction of an iota of a percentage of the problem. You want to do something? Ban plastic fishing nets. Anything else is just a hollow feel-good gesture at the expense of real living disabled people.

[indigorally]

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/03/great-pacific-garbage-patch-plastics-environment/

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ocean-plastic-fishing-waste_n_5bc47dc9e4b0bd9ed55c1f60

[lake-shark]

i have an environmental degree and i’ve been saying this since this straw ‘debate’ started: its all a tactic by those in power to distract people’s attention from bigger issues such as fishing waste. don’t fall for it. and don’t be a dick to disabled people who need straws to make their lives easier.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Theyve been doing this for years. Remember the pusback on usonf aerosal cans because the were opening the hole in the pzone layer? Despite that being so insignificant that the sprsy cans effect didnt matter, and it was mostly emissions from large corporations?

[gemprincess10]

I didn’t know that last part, until now

[mememyselfandanimals]

Do your bit but make sure you make noise to force the big corporations to do theirs

[insomniac-arrest]

“I have a mental illness”= generic, vulnerable, people judge you for it

“My bloodline is cursed to fight unseen demons”= heroic, fairy tale-esque, too weird to be open for further questioning

[mememyselfandanimals]

[mememyselfandanimals]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mememyselfandanimals]

So glad I no longer work in retail

[theweirdwideweb]

[mememyselfandanimals]

[mememyselfandanimals]

Wholesome

[mememyselfandanimals]

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[mememyselfandanimals]

Yep.

[mememyselfandanimals]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mememyselfandanimals]

I can confirm this promotes nothing but healthy discourse with your Facebook friends