haha lol xd

Please message me i don’t have friends

[coolpupmom]

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

[notartis]

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

[bigeisamazing]

[willow]

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

[winfieldblue]

I wanted to kno how long the show was on

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back*

me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt

[tibets]

[havingchanged]

[keithsweatshop]

[onlytwitterpics]

[deadgrabs-blog]

me: sees a picture of two rocks next to each other also me: @’s my significant other

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

can’t wait for 2017 so I can stop realizing things

[enterheavenalive]

2017 is about dealing with things

[helianthus-pilled]

No

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me and the girls in 2021 at our first post-COVID sunday brunch

[fishingboatproceeds]

I really, really had to take a shit when this photo was being taken. Seconds later I relieved myself in a small potted plant.

[lorem64]

This is why we can’t edit posts anymore

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2015

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[manicpixiedreamdroid-deactivate]

me trying to infiltrate the adult world

[dapenguinninja]

when the interviewer asks you about your skills

[dionis-gg]

[therealraewest]

Someone is not very happy about the recent slander of the ball pit. He would like to inform you there is also a bounce house, and he will not be pleased with insults towards either.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.