Ace Reporter

i will fight Lex Luthor

[nothingleftforme]

that’s him officer my emotional support himbo

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Unbiased journalism is not pretending both sides are equally valid. Unbiased journalism is reporting the facts even if those facts include that one side is irredeemably awful. False neutrality is propaganda.

[kiriamaya]

Repeated for emphasis: False neutrality is propaganda.

[supermememan]

Can you turn off your himbo for 5 minutes to give me some Advice about Being a Parent: Gonna have a Baby Edition, please? ~The Intern.

Do my best, though I’ve never been pregnant so you might want to ask Lois for those bits. Anyway, being a parent is pretty easy! You feed, clothe and water the baby, and love it lots, and wave dangling things in front of it. Once they reach a certain maturity, their powers start and then you have to be real careful so they don’t fly away from you, but if you have a really long rope, you can keep them in check. Oh! And if they start shooting lasers from their eyes, don’t panic, just make sure to aim them at Nazis. Hope that helps!

[meme-intern-of-shield]

cLARK IT’S A FULLY HUMAN BABY-

[supermememan]

Oh. No idea then.

@greenlanternsucks, some help here?

[meme-intern-of-shield]

I.

Clark-

[supermememan]

What?

[memereporterloislane]

…do you have any specific questions?

[meme-intern-of-shield]

….Does pregnancy normally make sensory problems a thousand times worse? I swear if I LOOK at a hard boiled egg I have to go have a Morning Sickness for 10 minutes.

[memereporterloislane]

Yep. It does.

[nothingleftforme]

HARLEY QUINN (2019) CLARK IS A HIMBO THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[supermememan]

Can you turn off your himbo for 5 minutes to give me some Advice about Being a Parent: Gonna have a Baby Edition, please? ~The Intern.

Do my best, though I’ve never been pregnant so you might want to ask Lois for those bits. Anyway, being a parent is pretty easy! You feed, clothe and water the baby, and love it lots, and wave dangling things in front of it. Once they reach a certain maturity, their powers start and then you have to be real careful so they don’t fly away from you, but if you have a really long rope, you can keep them in check. Oh! And if they start shooting lasers from their eyes, don’t panic, just make sure to aim them at Nazis. Hope that helps!

[meme-intern-of-shield]

cLARK IT’S A FULLY HUMAN BABY-

[supermememan]

Oh. No idea then.

@greenlanternsucks, some help here?

[meme-intern-of-shield]

I.

Clark-

[supermememan]

What?

[memereporterloislane]

...do you have any specific questions?

[elle-etait-une-fois]

[cerej3ira-deactivated20181110]

[kittensmctavish-deactivated2024]

@sar-kasstic

[valtsv]

am a big fan of the relationship dynamic that is "scary powerful lady falls in love with total himbo because he's too dumb to be intimidated by her but drinks enough respect women juice on the regular to be very impressed by and genuinely supportive of everything she does"

[valtsv]

also known as the "that's my WIFE!!! :D" dynamic

[ovur]

Feminism

[ovur]

[jetslay]

Superman/Clark Kent & Lois Lane by Brittney Williams.

[dailysmallville]

Smallville — “Gone” S04E02 

[ruinedchildhood]

[tami-taylors-hair]

@amaraaaaaaaaaaa!

[thebigpalooka]

I drew a BUNCH of Lois and Clarks this weekend.  I couldn’t even tell you why, but it suddenly occurred to me that I wanna see somebody really lean into Clark Kent being this huge chonk of country boy who’s like 22 and showing up for his first real big-city job and he seems so awkward but he writes so well?? and Lois just knows he’s gonna get eaten alive but she can’t help wanting to protect the big guy.  And there’s this Superman fella too, and there’s something funny about him….

@boxlunches pointed out he’s a lot like Disney’s Hercules and she’s RIGHT, that’s the mood.  Anyway, that’s what I want.  And some sort of 1940s/1990s synth aesthetic.  Thanks for your time.

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

complete hysteria where??

[piecesolvingapuzzle]

That is the friendliest protest I’ve ever seen. They usually involve way more swearing.

[uncleromeo]

I’m so glad we live in the era of pocket cameras. like think of all the articles and stories we’ve read of “hysterical” or crazed women throughout history.

[kemdraw]

They really didn’t need to read each other like that

[supermememan]

I hate being this size. It makes it hard to curl up like a cat for someone to hold gently.

[beth-the-meme-weaver]

As the wizarding, mage, or magic user community would say.... there's a spell for that

@lokid--child-of-memes You said you had one of those...right?

[lokid--child-of-memes]

YES!

I have a cat spell!

Do I get to turn Superman into a cat? Please tell me I get to turn Superman into a cat.

[supermememan]

Well...you can turn me into a cat. I would also settle for being a smaller human. Or even a medium-sized dog. Basically, I just want to be the little spoon for once.

[memereporterloislane]

Smallville, honey, you are the little spoon. Spooning is not about size it’s about the mentality.

[supermememan]

Well, yes, but I still want the full experience of being small and safe, you know?

[memereporterloislane]

Okay, I get you- don’t worry, I’ll hold you as long as you need.

[supermememan]

I hate being this size. It makes it hard to curl up like a cat for someone to hold gently.

[beth-the-meme-weaver]

As the wizarding, mage, or magic user community would say.... there's a spell for that

@lokid--child-of-memes You said you had one of those...right?

[lokid--child-of-memes]

YES!

I have a cat spell!

Do I get to turn Superman into a cat? Please tell me I get to turn Superman into a cat.

[supermememan]

Well...you can turn me into a cat. I would also settle for being a smaller human. Or even a medium-sized dog. Basically, I just want to be the little spoon for once.

[memereporterloislane]

Smallville, honey, you are the little spoon. Spooning is not about size it’s about the mentality.