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lucifers-ass-cheek

this thread absolutely killed me

deacytits

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING AND CRYING, OH MY GOD

ampervadasz

mousenemy

Big fucking boy!!!

candiikismet

What breed is this!!! I LOVE HIM!

cloudfreed

he’s a tibetan mastiff! also he’s blonde

this big boy looks huge because, well, he is. but he’s also extremely FLUFFY. judging by the military uniforms and the “no photography” sign, he must be in a military K9 unit. and it takes three (four?) people to groom him!!!

dogs like this are huge and fluffy because they were bred to protect livestock from predators! the hair helps to prevent bites and scratches from wolves and bears! this big boy’s parents were probably equally fluffy!

chuuzus

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

pillowprincesslexa

when I’m I’m gonna tell the new generation they don’t know about real music like this.

lesbianrey

did you know that in 1953 eisenhower issued an executive order which banned gay people from being employed in government

lesbianrey

and it was specifically to root out lesbians who enjoyed the job security of government work

lesbianrey

“To protect their careers, lesbian government workers moderated their behavior to avoid suspicion. They refused to socialize with other lesbians in public, attended social functions with gay men as their ‘dates,’ and carefully chose their wardrobes and makeup to project a feminine persona. Male employees who resented reporting to a female boss could trigger an investigation into her sexuality.” - Robert J Corber “Cold War Femme”

palominogold

this era was called the lavender scare and was both a direct result of mccarthyism and the classification of homosexuality as a mental illness during ww2. over 10,000 lesbians and gay men lost their jobs and as a result the daughters of bilitis (the first ever lesbian activist group in the u.s.) formed in order to protect themselves and gay men

sergeant-grumbles

Important history

fozmeadows

and it’s John Kerry’s apology for these events that was removed from the State Department website days after Trump took office

simsgonewrong

catsi

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

catsi

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

eyeballs-2-entrails

I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and I’m a dramatic little shit.

So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We’re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.

We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I’m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.

And then I look up.

And holy shit.

There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. “But soft… what light from yonder window breaks?”

And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.

Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. She’s every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english.

rebakitt3n

dutchster

when it’s november 1st

crazyaboutlefandoms

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

tastefullyoffensive

Nailed it.

stability

benevolentvulture

Jolene by Dolly Parton except it's playing downstairs while you're laying up in the loft of your cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

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Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

thenicestavenger

whatsapp-and-chill

She got talent

the-gayest-dovah

This didn’t go how I expected and I’m happy it did

nitramaraho

!!!!!

shakespork

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

shakespork

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

toxicmp3

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Omg

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

sybilius

Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’

peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons

spongebob critical

radicles

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

cheshireinthemiddle

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

mizumanta

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

cheshireinthemiddle

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

vote-for-eggman

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

monkey-network

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.