memetha-jones

I travel around with @the-last-of-the-meme-lords

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

I finally learned how to do coloured text! (Third attempt at making it coloured!)

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Did it work? Yes? No? 

[memethajones]

Sorry to say, but I’m leaning toward ‘no’...

Try again maybe?

[incorrect-doctorwho]

Season 1: Nine gets the edge here, with about a third of the saying fuck rights. But the dark horse of the season is Jackie Tyler, coming in with a solid 21%.

Season 2: Nine can say fuck but Ten cannot. Rose and Jackie are neck-and-neck with a third of the fuck rights each, and Mickey doubled his rights over the first season as well.

Season 3: Martha takes the single “fuck” with an overwhelming majority of 65%. And honestly, she deserves it.

Season 4: The pie chart of Donna Noble’s right to say fuck is a circle.

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

You’re fucking right it is!!!!

[memethajones]

Agreed! For all of the pie charts!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

With everything we put up with we deserve it!

[memethajones]

Mainly because of the Doctor’s antics, but also the incredible amount of ridiculously weird situations we get into!

[incorrect-doctorwho]

Season 1: Nine gets the edge here, with about a third of the saying fuck rights. But the dark horse of the season is Jackie Tyler, coming in with a solid 21%.

Season 2: Nine can say fuck but Ten cannot. Rose and Jackie are neck-and-neck with a third of the fuck rights each, and Mickey doubled his rights over the first season as well.

Season 3: Martha takes the single “fuck” with an overwhelming majority of 65%. And honestly, she deserves it.

Season 4: The pie chart of Donna Noble’s right to say fuck is a circle.

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

You’re fucking right it is!!!!

[memethajones]

Agreed! For all of the pie charts!

[stacyjacks-deactivated20130902]

[manafromheaven]

o0-fotisha-0o:

randomisfunny:

this is one of my favorite GIFs

NOT THE HAIR!!

MYGOD NOT THE HAIR THE FEAR IN HIS EYES OHGOD 

[reginaisthegoodone-deactivated2]

I will always reblog this.

[conversebowtie-blog]

never not going to reblog

[allons-y-said-the-doctor-blog]

NOT THE HA- oh you’re just kidding…

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

In my defense, I rather like my hair!

[memethajones]

I rather like it too, but this train of thought is going nowhere

[tardis-impala]

[ivy-michaels]

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.

It’s still hillarious.

[storyofanassbutt-blog]

One of my favorite lines

[artsortment]

I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”

[knitmeapony]

I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.

[casey-jane-lewis]

OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN

[lokiwholockfactory]

[rosepaige]

I’M LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 DAYS OMFG STOP

[lokiwholockfactory]

omfg its back

[meme-mystique]

OMG I’m dying!!!

*she’s dying of laughter*

Any chance you could confirm this fan theory?

@the-last-of-the-meme-lords

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Can confirm. Have had to limit my use of science science science science physics physics biology physics science science science chemistry physics astrophysics particle particle particle particle particle particle science science science physics physics physics physics physics physics physics physics physics physics physics physics physics physics universe.

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DAMNIT TARDIS WHY

[meme-mystique]

Maybe she doesn’t want us understanding it

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

But it’s fairly simple! I learned this billions of years ago! It’s just physics physics physics physics physics physics physics physics science science science science physics science-

She’s gonna do it again isn’t she

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Okay I don’t understand the big fuss, it’s just physics physics physics science science science sci…ence….

Well.

Now don’t get me wrong I love my TARDIS but she really does have a mind of her own sometimes and waaaait a minute billions of years?? You’re billions-of-years future-me?? I live that long??

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Apparently! It’s mainly due to science science science and other science in the confession d– OH WAIT NO SPOILERS

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Confession dial? WHAT?!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Nothing, nothing, FORGET I SAID ANYTHING

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Confession dials are Gallifreyan technology! Where did anyone find a confession dial?!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

NO SPOILERS FORGET I SAID ANYTHING

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Well now I’m just curious!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

*crying silently in the corner because Eleven is just so innocent and so is Twelve and oh, no, Gallifrey, no*

[missy-the-memer]

What did you do now, Doctor?

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Oh you’re one to talk

[missy-the-memer]

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Oh don’t give me that look–

[missy-the-memer]

I just gave you that look. Our timestreams don’t intersect anyway, so there’s really nothing you can do

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

This is something along the lines of what I’d call intersecting

[missy-the-memer]

I guess this is also technically a paradox, but you win. (Savour the feeling of winning this argument with me now, since you’re never going to win an argument against me in your future)

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Oh really?

[missy-the-memer]

Yes, really. I’ve had to deal with you for, what, about 70 years now. And in all that time, you have never won an argument against me.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Pretty sure foiling your insane plans counts as winning an argument

[missy-the-memer]

Not really. And most of my plans took place on planets that you’ve never been to anyway

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Yes well those weren’t the plans I was talking about were they?

[memethajones]

What the Doctor means, Missy, is that he’s foiled all the plans on Earth that you’ve tried.

[thirteenstardisfam]

[missy-the-memer]

If I had to choose one sentence that described the Doctor, this would be it.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Okay that’s–

…probably true…

[memethajones]

Definitely true.

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

What's the most ridiculously hilarious situation you've caught Jack in the middle of?

Honestly, you don’t want to know, and I don’t think I can tell you, it’s extremely NSFW.

In terms of non-NSFW situations, he got drunk and thought a durian was sentient, and he flirted with it. Actually, he’s flirted with almost every fruit and vegetable there is. Pretty ridiculous to watch him flirt with a tomato, and while sober, too.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

The question is, was said tomato sentient?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I don’t think it was.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

But how would you know if it was sentient or not if it didn’t have the ability to tell you if it was sentient?

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Well the fact remains that he probably didn’t know it whether was sentient either, which is the exact problem here

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

You’re probably right

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Also, there’s a Rose Tyler floating around Tumblr right now

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

There is?!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

…uh oh…

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I…um…well…

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hello!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

rOSE?!?!?!

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hi Doctor! Long time no see!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

rOSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE

[rose-tyler-meme]

Dear God, there’s three of you here?!

[memethajones]

You get used to it after a while

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

To be honest, I’m surprised that Tumblr hasn’t blown up from a giant paradox like Pompeii did from all of us being here.

[rormemewilliams]

I’m like, 95% sure the TARDIS is working overtime to prevent that.

…we should probably make sure she isn’t overheating.

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

I’ll check on the Old Girl now!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

I thought the TARDIS can’t overheat. She’s supposed to draw out any excess heat and dimensionally enclose it until it dissipates….I’ll go check on the spacey-wacey dimensional heat converter thingy

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

You know, I’m sure there’s an actual name for that….but eh, that works well enough

[yasmeme-khan]

Pompeii blew up from a paradox and not a volcano?

[rormemewilliams]

It’s never a volcano.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Seventh me and Ace were there, Tenth me and Donna were there, Jack was there, a soothsayer that looked suspiciously like Amy was there, and that Caecilius guy that looks exactly like Twelve was there.

I also may have gone back to get something a while back

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

If we hadn’t pressed that button, it might have turned into a giant time paradox too, yeah…

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

It’s all very timey wimey

[rormemewilliams]

So like…do you guys have a Pompeii picnic party that I haven’t been invited to?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

…………….ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ

[memethajones]

Don’t feel bad Rory. I didn’t even know about it until now.

[nat-20s]

Donna Noble + Reductress

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Well, yes, this is all very accurate

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

*finger guns*

[memethajones]

I relate spiritually to that first one

(Don’t worry Ten, it’s all okay now I have Mickey)

[anniviech]

[memethajones]

I really think this actually happened

[yasmeme-khan]

@captmeme-harkness

@river-meme-song

@doctor-donna-meme-lady

@amemelia-pond

@rormemewilliams

…are your Doctors this hyper too or is it just Eleven and Thirteen? 

(No seriously, after this I spent another 5 minutes trying to get them both still enough to take a photo)

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

//HO LY SHIT I LOVE THIS AAAAHHHHHH

[yasmeme-khan]

//Thanks so much!!!!//

:D

[memethajones]

My Doctor is very much as hyper as @thememeingthirteenthdoctor and @the-eleventh-meme-lord. 

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

maRTHA

[memethajones]

Hello!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

HI MARTHA

okay so to check timelines… on a scale of 1-10, 1 being the usual level of “Doctor you crashed the TARDIS again” to 10 being “nope I’m outta here buh bye”, how mad are you at me right now?

[memethajones]

I’m at around 4 or 5 right now. But only because of the thing you did with the watch thingy to hide from the Family. Why do you ask?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh, nothing you should worry about!

And… to be honest… the watch wasn’t the best idea, I’m fairly sure I could handle that situation way better now that I’m a few billion years older!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Billion?! How do two regenerations last a billion years?!?

[memethajones]

Yeah....last time I checked you were 900-something. How are you a billion years old now Doctor?

[yasmeme-khan]

@captmeme-harkness

@river-meme-song

@doctor-donna-meme-lady

@amemelia-pond

@rormemewilliams

…are your Doctors this hyper too or is it just Eleven and Thirteen? 

(No seriously, after this I spent another 5 minutes trying to get them both still enough to take a photo)

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

//HO LY SHIT I LOVE THIS AAAAHHHHHH

[yasmeme-khan]

//Thanks so much!!!!//

:D

[memethajones]

My Doctor is very much as hyper as @thememeingthirteenthdoctor and @the-eleventh-meme-lord. 

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

maRTHA

[memethajones]

Hello!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

HI MARTHA

okay so to check timelines… on a scale of 1-10, 1 being the usual level of “Doctor you crashed the TARDIS again” to 10 being “nope I’m outta here buh bye”, how mad are you at me right now?

[memethajones]

I’m at around 4 or 5 right now. But only because of the thing you did with the watch thingy to hide from the Family. Why do you ask?

[yasmeme-khan]

@captmeme-harkness

@river-meme-song

@doctor-donna-meme-lady

@amemelia-pond

@rormemewilliams

…are your Doctors this hyper too or is it just Eleven and Thirteen? 

(No seriously, after this I spent another 5 minutes trying to get them both still enough to take a photo)

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

//HO LY SHIT I LOVE THIS AAAAHHHHHH

[yasmeme-khan]

//Thanks so much!!!!//

:D

[memethajones]

My Doctor is very much as hyper as @thememeingthirteenthdoctor and @the-eleventh-meme-lord. 

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

maRTHA

[memethajones]

Hello!

[incorrect-doctorwho]

10: Ah yes, baguettes! The snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir. 

Baker: What?

Martha: Ignore him.

[memethajones]

The sad part is I can actually see this happening......

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Companions!!!

Apparently there are multiple versions of the Doctor. We must compare notes.

@river-meme-song

@rormemewilliams

@amemelia-pond

@captmeme-harkness

[amemelia-pond]

Of course! Did yours like fish sticks and custard? Or is that weirdness limited to mine? And what about fezzes?

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Mine had a thing for Bananas and 3D glasses

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

The banana thing was one time

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Not according to Jack and Martha

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

As a mature woman, I can finally admit to the banana thing being done one too many times.

never drinking a banana daiquiri again

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

@the-last-of-the-meme-lords, you and I have some serious stuff to talk about when it comes to banana daiquiris

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

You and your fish fingers and custard haven’t escaped my notice. We’re having words about that, young man.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Fish custard and custard creams both have custard in them anyway, you just have to eat your custard creams with fish fingers

[yasmeme-khan]

How did this turn into a discussion between Doctors about custard

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Much to my personal disgust, Eleven liked eating fish fingers dipped in custard. What the hell, Eleven.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

In my future-middle-sort-of-next-self’s defense, that does sound like a rather interesting combination…

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

It’s actually really good

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

It’s downright weird

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Hmm, maybe I’ll just have to try it myself!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Yeah go ahead and try it! You’ll be practically shoveling it into your mouth during my regeneration anyway!

[memethajones]

NO DOCTOR PLEASE DON’T

[yasmeme-khan]

@captmeme-harkness

@river-meme-song

@doctor-donna-meme-lady

@amemelia-pond

@rormemewilliams

…are your Doctors this hyper too or is it just Eleven and Thirteen? 

(No seriously, after this I spent another 5 minutes trying to get them both still enough to take a photo)

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

//HO LY SHIT I LOVE THIS AAAAHHHHHH

[yasmeme-khan]

//Thanks so much!!!!//

:D

[memethajones]

My Doctor is very much as hyper as @thememeingthirteenthdoctor and @the-eleventh-meme-lord.