yasmeme-khan

Part time police officer, part time time traveller

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I have bubble wrap. 😏

DON'T POP IT IT COULD BE DEADLY GIVE IT HERE I WILL PERFORM HIGHLY SUSPECT SCIENCE ON IT TO SEE IF IT IS SAFE

[yasmeme-khan]

NO DOCTOR DON’T TOUCH IT We must sonic it from afar in case the sonic sets it off!

[asksadventure-deactivated202203]

HELLO SOMEONE GIVE ME A THREAD OF YAZ FINDING OUT THE DOCTOR IS ALIVE???

[yasmeme-khan]

I mean it’s good to know--

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I'm surprised 13 hasn't spotted your bubble wrap yet.

sticks bubble wrap in pocket and whistles innocently

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DON’T POP THE BUBBLE WRAP IT’S DEADLY

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

What bubble wrap? No bubble wrap here. Nope. Definitely–wait, deadly?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DEADLY

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

WHAT KIND OF DEADLY

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DEADLY. TOXIC. WILL KILL YOU. DO NOT POP.

[yasmeme-khan]

Yes, please listen to her!  DON’T POP THE BUBBLE WRAP

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

OKAY BUT WHAT KIND OF DEADLY. SPECIFICALLY.

[yasmeme-khan]

IT’LL MAKE YOU EXPLODE

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

LIKE A BUBBLE WRAP BOMB?

[yasmeme-khan]

YES A BUBBLE WRAP BOMB BUT INSTEAD OF THE BUBBLE WRAP EXPLODING YOU EXPLODE

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I'm surprised 13 hasn't spotted your bubble wrap yet.

sticks bubble wrap in pocket and whistles innocently

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DON’T POP THE BUBBLE WRAP IT’S DEADLY

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

What bubble wrap? No bubble wrap here. Nope. Definitely–wait, deadly?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DEADLY

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

WHAT KIND OF DEADLY

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DEADLY. TOXIC. WILL KILL YOU. DO NOT POP.

[yasmeme-khan]

Yes, please listen to her!  DON’T POP THE BUBBLE WRAP

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

OKAY BUT WHAT KIND OF DEADLY. SPECIFICALLY.

[yasmeme-khan]

IT’LL MAKE YOU EXPLODE

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I'm surprised 13 hasn't spotted your bubble wrap yet.

sticks bubble wrap in pocket and whistles innocently

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DON’T POP THE BUBBLE WRAP IT’S DEADLY

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

What bubble wrap? No bubble wrap here. Nope. Definitely–wait, deadly?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DEADLY

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

WHAT KIND OF DEADLY

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

DEADLY. TOXIC. WILL KILL YOU. DO NOT POP.

[yasmeme-khan]

Yes, please listen to her!  DON’T POP THE BUBBLE WRAP

[doccywhomst]

13 does this constantly! Evidence:

But you know who this makes me think of?

Now that's what I call CONTINUITY

[yasmeme-khan]

@thememeingthirteenthdoctor​ are those some of your previous versions? I recognize @the-last-of-the-meme-lords​, but not the other one

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

The other one is Two.

[yasmeme-khan]

Ah okay

[doccywhomst]

13 does this constantly! Evidence:

But you know who this makes me think of?

Now that's what I call CONTINUITY

[yasmeme-khan]

@thememeingthirteenthdoctor​ are those some of your previous versions? I recognize @the-last-of-the-meme-lords​, but not the other one

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

What's the most ridiculously hilarious situation you've caught Jack in the middle of?

Honestly, you don’t want to know, and I don’t think I can tell you, it’s extremely NSFW.

In terms of non-NSFW situations, he got drunk and thought a durian was sentient, and he flirted with it. Actually, he’s flirted with almost every fruit and vegetable there is. Pretty ridiculous to watch him flirt with a tomato, and while sober, too.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

The question is, was said tomato sentient?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I don’t think it was.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

But how would you know if it was sentient or not if it didn’t have the ability to tell you if it was sentient?

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Well the fact remains that he probably didn’t know it whether was sentient either, which is the exact problem here

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

You’re probably right

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Also, there’s a Rose Tyler floating around Tumblr right now

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

There is?!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

…uh oh…

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I…um…well…

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hello!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

rOSE?!?!?!

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hi Doctor! Long time no see!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I’m a girl now!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

How do you like it?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Being a girl, I mean

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Is it more difficult than being a guy?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

… oh, I am not going to spoil the surprise!

You gotta become a 4.5 billion year old man before you find out!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

dang

(I see all those tags at the bottom and…… :[ )

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh yeah. Enjoy your privilege, past Me, because the universe is rampantly sexist.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

D:

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh, don’t worry! You’ve still got time! Time to be Twelve!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Where is Twelve right now, anyway? I haven’t seen an account for him. Does he really get that antisocial?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Let me quote a sign on his door:

“GO AWAY HUMANS”

And let me also quote Twelve talking to one Courtney Woods:

“Now get lost.”

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

:|

[yasmeme-khan]

Past you sounds really grumpy.

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

The grumpiest

[yasmeme-khan]

So, no Tumblr account for him then?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

I could make one for him and then use it after I regenerate

[go-away-memers-im-the-doctor]

I maintain that you lot have pressured me into this.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Yes. Yes we did

[go-away-memers-im-the-doctor]

you lot are more of a disruptive influence than The Disruptive Influence.

[missy-the-memer]

I can agree. Always messing with my plans to destroy something or other

[yasmeme-khan]

Who’re you?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

What's the most ridiculously hilarious situation you've caught Jack in the middle of?

Honestly, you don’t want to know, and I don’t think I can tell you, it’s extremely NSFW.

In terms of non-NSFW situations, he got drunk and thought a durian was sentient, and he flirted with it. Actually, he’s flirted with almost every fruit and vegetable there is. Pretty ridiculous to watch him flirt with a tomato, and while sober, too.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

The question is, was said tomato sentient?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I don’t think it was.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

But how would you know if it was sentient or not if it didn’t have the ability to tell you if it was sentient?

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Well the fact remains that he probably didn’t know it whether was sentient either, which is the exact problem here

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

You’re probably right

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Also, there’s a Rose Tyler floating around Tumblr right now

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

There is?!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

…uh oh…

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I…um…well…

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hello!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

rOSE?!?!?!

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hi Doctor! Long time no see!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I’m a girl now!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

How do you like it?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Being a girl, I mean

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Is it more difficult than being a guy?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

… oh, I am not going to spoil the surprise!

You gotta become a 4.5 billion year old man before you find out!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

dang

(I see all those tags at the bottom and…… :[ )

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh yeah. Enjoy your privilege, past Me, because the universe is rampantly sexist.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

D:

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh, don’t worry! You’ve still got time! Time to be Twelve!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Where is Twelve right now, anyway? I haven’t seen an account for him. Does he really get that antisocial?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Let me quote a sign on his door:

“GO AWAY HUMANS”

And let me also quote Twelve talking to one Courtney Woods:

“Now get lost.”

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

:|

[yasmeme-khan]

Past you sounds really grumpy.

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

The grumpiest

[yasmeme-khan]

So, no Tumblr account for him then?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

What's the most ridiculously hilarious situation you've caught Jack in the middle of?

Honestly, you don’t want to know, and I don’t think I can tell you, it’s extremely NSFW.

In terms of non-NSFW situations, he got drunk and thought a durian was sentient, and he flirted with it. Actually, he’s flirted with almost every fruit and vegetable there is. Pretty ridiculous to watch him flirt with a tomato, and while sober, too.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

The question is, was said tomato sentient?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I don’t think it was.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

But how would you know if it was sentient or not if it didn’t have the ability to tell you if it was sentient?

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Well the fact remains that he probably didn’t know it whether was sentient either, which is the exact problem here

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

You’re probably right

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Also, there’s a Rose Tyler floating around Tumblr right now

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

There is?!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

…uh oh…

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I…um…well…

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hello!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

rOSE?!?!?!

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hi Doctor! Long time no see!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I’m a girl now!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

How do you like it?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Being a girl, I mean

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Is it more difficult than being a guy?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

… oh, I am not going to spoil the surprise!

You gotta become a 4.5 billion year old man before you find out!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

dang

(I see all those tags at the bottom and…… :[ )

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh yeah. Enjoy your privilege, past Me, because the universe is rampantly sexist.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

D:

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh, don’t worry! You’ve still got time! Time to be Twelve!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Where is Twelve right now, anyway? I haven’t seen an account for him. Does he really get that antisocial?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Let me quote a sign on his door:

“GO AWAY HUMANS”

And let me also quote Twelve talking to one Courtney Woods:

“Now get lost.”

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

:|

[yasmeme-khan]

Past you sounds really grumpy.

[the-twohearted-dalek-deactivate]

Ah, yes. What I like to lovingly refer to as

“The Bitch Pose”

[yasmeme-khan]

Doctor, can you tell us who the Master actually is? You’ve never told us directly and every time we asked you kept being vague about it.

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

He’s the Master. Or, on occasion, she’s the Mistress, at which point she goes by Missy.

[yasmeme-khan]

You mean like, the song? 

[the-twohearted-dalek-deactivate]

Ah, yes. What I like to lovingly refer to as

“The Bitch Pose”

[yasmeme-khan]

Doctor, can you tell us who the Master actually is? You’ve never told us directly and every time we asked you kept being vague about it.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

To be honest, I’m surprised that Tumblr hasn’t blown up from a giant paradox like Pompeii did from all of us being here.

[rormemewilliams]

I’m like, 95% sure the TARDIS is working overtime to prevent that.

…we should probably make sure she isn’t overheating.

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

I’ll check on the Old Girl now!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

I thought the TARDIS can’t overheat. She’s supposed to draw out any excess heat and dimensionally enclose it until it dissipates….I’ll go check on the spacey-wacey dimensional heat converter thingy

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

You know, I’m sure there’s an actual name for that….but eh, that works well enough

[yasmeme-khan]

Pompeii blew up from a paradox and not a volcano?

[tentooisthedoctor]

timeless

[sunniebelle]

Rose: I can’t believe you were pouting over me petting a cat!

Ten: I was not pouting, Rose. Time Lord’s do not pout.

Rose (laughing and skipping beside him): Admit it, Doctor! You were pouting. That was definitely a lower-lip pout!

Ten (exasperated): Rose, I was not pouting!

Rose: (bites lip, trying not to smile)

Ten: Fine. I was pouting.

[yasmeme-khan]

I need to draw this as a comic. This would be hilarious

[textsfromteamtardis]

Graham: Where’s the Doctor?

Ryan, knowing full well 13 has her head stuck in a tuba after Graham and Yaz told her to leave it alone, and that he was told to cover for 13 while she gets her head unstuck from the tuba: … who’s the Doctor?

[doctorthasmin-deactivated202410]

Yaz: It’s important you don’t panic Doctor.

13 still stuck in the tuba: I’m not panicking who said I was panicking, I’m the oncoming storm listen I’m serious I’m not panicking.

Yaz: Okay deep breaths.

13: Can’t, I’ll die.

[greenbeansinamug]

Ryan, after being busted by Graham and leading him to the room where the two idiots are in hopes that he will help:  you’re not going to believe this and - oh my god Doctor when did you get out of the tuba

13: i was never stuck in the tuba, what do you mean

Graham, leaning closer: why do you smell like butter

Yaz, defensively: butter is a good lubricant, and the Doctor needed a shower anyway

[not-mandip]

[twilightzebby]

THIS GOT BETTER

[yasmeme-khan]

Looking back on this, I think I saw the Doctor licking some of the butter that was on her afterward.

[schraderbrauu]

discuss

[yasmeme-khan]

I have actually seen the Doctor bite a hole into a KitKat like that with her mouth. I don’t even want to know how she did it

[memecaptainsteverogers]

This might be a controversial hot take but I think we have enough potato chip flavors.

[tonystankposts]

You can pry my fried dill pickle and ranch flavored potato chips from my cold, dead hands 

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I wish to keep my pesto and pickled onion flavour crisps too, Captain!

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Where did you even find those?

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

England, Captain! England! The land of odd politics and questionable cuisine!

[gwen-meme-cooper]

That has got to be the most accurate description I’ve ever heard.  Good one.

Now if only the politicians can get their heads out of their arses….

[a-sassy-meme-jayla-deactivated2]

That’s pretty much true of politicians everywhere, honestly.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Even on Gallifrey they’re all like that

[yasmeme-khan]

Well, we’ve confiscated this thread.